I have decided on my next career.

[Pacifist Patriot]

I have been bedridden for a few days resulting in endless hours of Law & Order, Law & Order SVU, Law & Order CI, CSI, CSI Miami, CSI NY, NCIS. I am up to my stuffed up eyeballs in dead bodies. I could do that! So how do I go about renting my prone and inert physique for immortalization in cheap crime solving entertainment? I could be an awesome dead body. Really. I don't even mind hours of autopsy makeup.

[Juche]

1. Its probably like working in porn, except you don't move around

[Pacifist Patriot]

2. I'm thinking it's got to be right up there with guinea pig in a sleep research clinic.

I could do that too.

[Juche]

3. Sell yourself to science

http://www.amazon.com/Sell-Yourself-Science-Complete-Functions/dp/1559500840

[Pacifist Patriot]

6. Aw, and only a 2 1/2 star rating.

[Bucky]

4. Can you imagine the auditions?

"What's my motivation in this scene?"

[Wapsie B]

5. I know there are people who work as dummy patients for medical schools.

But as a stiff? :shrug:

[Pacifist Patriot]

7. Dummy patients have to talk, right?

[Wapsie B]

8. Yes, they're trained in how to present specific illnesses to the student Dr.

So yeah in most cases they'd have to talk.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Sounds like an exciting career path

Why are you bedridden?

[Pacifist Patriot]

10. Husband brought me a souvenir from Dallas. Probably the worst cold of my adult life.

Nothing life threatening. Well not for me. I want to kill him though.