I Caught My Dad With My G/F

[TheBigotBasher]

I’ve had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) – small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn’t seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later… I’m coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of my GF and get the fuck out, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn’t get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it’s been 2 weeks since the incident and that I’ve been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he’s the damn reason we ain’t together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

I managed to take a pic of my GF with his fishy meat. I am so ashamed.

Click here for picture

[vadawg]

1. strange but funny, though more strange than funny

[CreekDog]

6. Oh WTF

:eyes:

[vadawg]

7. roflmao well played

[peekaloo]

2. Okay I'll own up. I clicked and read it but the link's not working.

if I'm guessing correctly your dad should have never put his meat in there....I've heard they can make a person sterile. }(

[TheBigotBasher]

5. Updated the URL

Works better now. :-)

[cwydro]

8. Still not working.

[TheBigotBasher]

9. It is

but try it directly http://tinyurl.com/fishymeat

[cwydro]

10. Got it that time.

Lol.

[rug]

3. It may not be Father's Day in England but it is here.

[City of Mills]

4. LOL

I have a GF too but the damn thing is so hard to clean, gets all crusty and then has to soak until scraped clean.

edit: Forgot to mention my GF is black, though I've had white ones before.

[rurallib]

22. Whooooa - ROFLMAO

do you use any special tools?

[rucky]

11. Why can't you share your GF with your dad?

That's what we do in my house. We all freely put our meat in the GF. It's a total porkfest!

[merh]

12. Hell, that is an easy dilema to solve

dump the GF, let dad have old GF and you get a newer model. :dunce:

[vadawg]

13. the new slimmer one with less miles on it so to speak. :)

[merh]

14. probably much hotter too

:crazy:

[petronius]

15. Not a slimmer one - he wants the bigger one that can handle more meat,

and maybe a couple of veggies...

[vadawg]

16. bbbwwwaaahhhhhhh get him two, or a sandwich toaster so he can make hot sandwiches.

[Debi]

17. You put veggies in your GF? Do you oil them up first?

:shrug:

[petronius]

20. Sadly, I don't even have a GF,...

:cry:

...so anything I say about GFs is based on stuff that other people have said about them. I saw a video once where someone put veggies in their GF, and I thought that was normal... :blush:

[nuxvomica]

18. My GF just sits on the counter gathering dust

It really doesn't get hot enough for a good panini.

[vadawg]

19. aahhhh you have the GF model two, i call it the old lady, i think the wiring has gone.

[nuxvomica]

21. Maybe you're right about the wiring

I used to cook everything in it. It was great with those little frozen Red Baron pizzas. But after a while it just wasn't getting hot enough.

[bridgit]

23. How old is your dad?

[GCP]

24. Well played!

I was sure we had a sex thread going. :P

[vadawg]

25. dont we, now i am confused

[old mark]

26. You are lucky- I found that my MOTHER IN LAW had a GF of her own!!!

Imagine my surprise!


:wow:

mark

[LaurenG]

27. Got me!

:rofl:

[libodem]

28. His fishy meat...

:rofl:

[libodem]

29. His fishy meat...

:rofl:

[FloridaJudy]

30. I probably have a warped brain

But I thought your picture would reveal something like this:

[TheBigotBasher]

31. Errr - yeah.

That pic and that joke is warped!

[TexasLady]

32. my husband's grandmother had one

she used to invite us to use her GF all the time. Thought she was all that with her younger newer model GF, and grandma was in her 80s. Brag, brag, brag. Always said the meat was ten times tastier after being in HER GF, because of being used so often.


really great thread..:)

[MilesColtrane]

33. I've got a hot Euro.

She leaves scorch marks on my panini.

[lildreamer316]

34. Husband and I both love my GF.

Lots of fun at our house!! }(

[TheKentuckian]

35. Good show!