Why it is difficult for me to wear hats #1

[no name no slogan]

I have no head

[JTG of the PRB]

1. Locking.

This thread is insensitive to people who don't have a brain (i.e., Rush Limbaugh, Rill O'Reilly, or Glenn Beck).

[vixengrl]

2. I have a very small head. (How small is it?)

Well, pretty small. I mean, I don't look abnormal or anything--it's just kind of narrow and long. Same amount of brains seem to fit in it....I guess....

Anyway, like, for my HS graduation? I got the smallest sized cap, and still needed a zillion bobby pins to hold it on--when everyone else took their's off the toss'em up, I couldn't. I'd have yanked myself bald-headed.

Other sad story--bike helmet. Went shopping for a bicycle about ten years ago, and needed a helmet with it. Tried on the adult-sized helmers--no luck. The sporting goods guy eventually took me to the kids section. I had to choose between plain white and Barbie.

I picked plain white.

[jobycom]

3. I used to complain that i had no hat then I met no name no slogan. nt

[DarkTirade]

4. You think your problem's bad?

My head's too big. The biggest hats I can find are usually too small for me. :(