A little St Pat's day humor starring DU's own Padraig18 and Cuban_Liberal

[thom1102]

This joke was emailed to me today, and I thought that I would share it with you all. The names have been changed to poke fun at the innocent.

Padraig18 came home drunk every evening toward ten. Now, "the Missus", Cuban_liberal, was never too happy about it, either. So one night he hides in the cemetery and figures to scare the beejeezus out of him. As poor Paddy wanders by, up from behind a tombstone jumps Cuban_liberal in a red devil costume screaming, "Padraig Sean Flaherty, sure and ya' don't give up you're drinkin' and it's to Hell I'll take ye'". Paddy, undaunted, staggered back and demanded, "Who the hell ARE you?". Too that Cuban_liberal replied, "I'm the divil ya' damned fool". To which Padraig18 remarked, "Damned glad to meet you sir, I'm married to yer brother."

<rimshot> Thank you, thank you, I'll be here til Thursday. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

[thom1102]

1. come on, folks, it wasn't that bad!

give me something!

[SOteric]

2. *snerk*

Yeah, it was amusing. But I'm convinced that Cuban_Liberal is a sweetie pie and no "divil" at all.

[thom1102]

3. Yeah, but everyone likes to play dress up every now and then

[thom1102]

4. By the way...

Happy Birthday Cuban_Liberal, where ever you are. Looks like you and Paddy have plenty to celebrate tonight!

[thom1102]

5. kick

[thom1102]

8. Kickity Kick

[ronnykmarshall]

6. I love that!

And happy birthday to that fine hunka' hunka' freeper arresting' Cuban Liberal!

[Rowdyboy]

7. Good one!

Thanks and a :beer: in honor of the day!