Other WEIRD Ebay Auctions

[WoodrowFan]

Ok, let's combine these. Discuss.

1/8th of a Soul.
Up for bids is a certified 1/8 of my soul. The winning bidder will receive a certificate of authenticity and a certificate giving you ownership of 1/8 of my soul. This 1/8 of a soul is mostly clean and should have no problems passing into the afterlife. As owner of 1/8 of my soul you will be entitled to quarterly updates* and photographs of your portion of my soul.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2994653554&category=1469&sspagename=rvi:1:3

Smelly Used Girls Hose (GAG!)

Hey feet lovers , like nude panthose? like smelling feet?then get down on all 4's and kiss my feet. a 20 yr. old sexy girl size 7, smooth soles, this is a must for all you foot guys.i wear these hoses to work all day.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2994650400&category=1469&sspagename=rvi:1:3


I can't even begin to understand THIS one!!
ADULT BABY HYPNOSIS CD - WET IN DIAPERS ONLY
This Hypnotic Incontinence CD in which the hypnotist speaks directly to your conscious mind. Subliminal hypnotic commands that are targeted directly at your subconscious mind.

The program is professionally recorded with a female voice and designed to let you keep full control of your bladder while letting you experience what it is like to wet uncontrollably like a baby while diapered. This program is only for temporary loss of bladder control, and only while you are diapered. When the diapers are removed so is the hypnotic effect and it doesn't return until you pin them on again.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2994621867&category=1469

MT. ST. HELEN VOLCANO ASH BALL KILLED COW
What can I say about this except it is truely weird and most probably one of a kind.
I found this in Princeton, British Columbia while picking through the local dump site! It was already wrapped and had the writing ( note) on it attesting to what it was.
This is a solid lump of vocanic ash mixed with grass or hay that was removed from a cow after the eruption of Mount. St. Helen . The cow died as a result of consuming this.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3281780079&category=413


Mummified Bat w/ Shadow Box. Sideshow Mounted
Mummified Jamaican Fruit Bat Mounted in Shadow Box
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2994577554&category=1469

VINTAGE 1950s WEIRD TRANSSEXUAL SHE-MALE dress me DOLL!
Even looks a little like ED WOOD! No reserve-RARE FIND!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2994554841&category=332

My TIME for sale!!
Due to being unemployed at this TIME, I realize that I have way too much TIME on my hands! I have thought it through, and have come to the realization that I have lots of TIME to spare for others. Please help me out by purchasing some of my TIME. This is a good thing for you, because:

TIME is of the essence
TIME will be on your side
TIME is the key ingredient to making healthy choices/decisions in life
TIMING is everything
TIME heals all wounds
Who has bills that are overdue and needs some extra TIME to pay them? Who has a hard decision to make and needs more TIME to think? Who doesn't have enough TIME to get everything done at work or at home? Who just likes to have extra TIME to spare? This may be the auction for you!

Even though my TIME is very precious to me, I have decided to start my auction out low, to give everyone a chance to buy some TIME.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2994529237&category=1469


Stripper Pole - Chrome or Brass w/ Mounting
Pole custom cut to your ceiling height

This kit comes complete with custom pole your choice of chrome color (Stainless Steel) or brass (mention in checkout which you would like).

Pole will be custom cut to your ceiling dimensions and shipped to your doorstep.
(Most ceilings are 8 feet) UPS will ship only up to 9 feet or 108" long. This auction includes any size up to 108" or 9 feet long.

If you need a larger pole email us and we will give you the price difference plus the shipping costs for up to 20 foot chrome or 16 foot brass.

This pole does not spin but spinning kits are available for an extra $159 for both top and bottom mounts.
(humm, my wife's birthdays isn't for anouth six months, but what the hey!!)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2994375466&category=1469




FYI, I've never seen so many types of fake poop for sale in my life.... Is there REALLY a market for it??


(edited to correct wierd spelling)

[FloridaPat]

1. I think you have too much time on your hands.

But thank you for a good round of laughter! The stockings are from Florida! Nice and hot here - should really smell! Ugh!!!!

[Jack_Dawson]

2. Actually, it's W-E-I-R-D

Weird.