What I want to know is: why NOT "Godzilla, The Musical"?

[Bossy Monkey]

Yes it's a rhetorical question; I googled and saw that there was already such a musical but the studio nixed giving permission to use the name. So I know why not. But still.

It'd be awesome! Merman would rise from the dead to sing this song (set to just about any march Edit: what it's set to in my head I now realize was the theme from "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes," more or less):
Godzilla, King of the Monsters
Or maybe queen
How would I know?
Godzilla, Queen of the Monsters
Is drawing a bead
On Tokyo.
Oh no!


C'mon! Gimme your songs for Godzilla, The Musical. It'll be fun!

[Forkboy]

1. I have Toho on the phone...I'll pass it along.

:D

[Dr. Strange]

2. Godzilla is really not that good of a singer.

Kong, on the other hand, did put out those two country albums.

[peekaloo]

3. Crap. Now I have that Blue Oyster Cult song running 'round my head.

oh no there goes Tokyo Go Go Godzilla.

[Bossy Monkey]

4. Sorry 'bout that. Ought to be easy to segue to "Don't Fear The Reaper"

assuming that you find that to be better.

Then again, BOC could extend their Godzilla to a rock opera and save us all the time.:) Maybe Toho would even go for it.

[Forkboy]

5. That song is factually incorrect. Godzilla never picked up a bus and threw it back down.

A couple of trains, but no buses. :)

[Auggie]

6. Here goes

"I'm the monster you adore.
Not your average dinosaur.
I spew fire from my lips,
destroy cities and sink ships."

"Though my havoc is diverse,
It could be so much worse.
I'm a happier event,
than George Bush, ex-president."

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Brilliant, thanks! n/t