For The Irish Cthulhu Cultists On the Board -- Lovecraftian Limericks

[Khephra]

There once was a Mi-Go from Mars
Who took people out past the stars
He'd skillfully drain
Each one of their brain
And he never would leave any scars.


There once was a black goat named Shub,
Who suggested men give her a rub,
Soon she started to growl,
From the woods came a howl,
And in nine months she spawned her a cub!


Pickman used models exotic
Well-versed in matters necrotic,
They're burrowing still
Out under Copp's Hill
And all who know are psychotic.


There was a Great Old One, Cthulhu,
Who wanted a trendy new hair-do.
Strange aeons he spent
With his tendrils all bent -
That he longed for an afro, well, who knew?


There once was an amorous shoggoth,
Who yearned for a mi-go from Yuggoth,
But the mi-go, it fled
With unreasoning dread
And told the poor shoggoth to bug off.

People thought old Alhazred a loon.
His life ended terribly soon.
His quest for dark knowledge
Went far beyond college.
He was eaten by a demon, at noon.


There once was a young guy from Fuggoth
Who fell deep in love with a sluggoth
He tried to make time,
But was foiled by the slime
And so told the sluggoth to fuggoth.

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[nickinSTL]

1. Cthulhu limericks

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