SC Sec of Ed's sex writings: The crime is the quality of her writing

[Jo March]

So, I just read Education Secretary Kristin Maguire's work under the pen name Bridget Keeney. I can't believe that this woman was the Secretary of Education! Her writing is atrocious!!!

I mean, have you read this shit? It's horrible! I would at least expect the Secretary of Education to know how to properly use commas. :eyes:

http://fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Laurens-Masturbatory-Musings.pdf

Isn't she now hiding out in Canada?

[PVnRT]

1. Meh. Still better than livejournal.

[Jo March]

2. Wow. That's saying something.

:evilgrin:

[HamdenRice]

3. How fitting that a Repug sex fantasy starts with record corporate profits

I couldn't get through more than 1 laughable page, but it seems fitting that a repug's sex fantasy starts with corporate profits.

[Jo March]

10. I noticed that, too!

That was one of the funniest things out of the whole "story"! :rofl:

[HamdenRice]

14. Truly hilarious! She should have just written, "profits make me "cum" "! Then she goes on...

if I understand it (not sure I do because it's so unclear), someone masturbates with a the trophy received for the record corporate profits!

Dag, talk about Marx's fetishism of commodities!

[Jo March]

15. "Greed is good! It makes me horny!"

:rofl:

[rurallib]

4. Is SC some kind of haven for the politically crazy?

[Jo March]

9. Yes. there was a movement several years ago to move conservatives to SC

Conservatives wanted a state to "control" with sheer numbers. South Carolina was picked as a bastion of conservative values. So, many conservatives loaded up and moved to SC. I know one in particular who relocated his family there. :eyes:

SC is a poor state. There are pockets of appalling poverty in the rural areas. The voters there consistently vote against their better interests.

[seabeyond]

12. must have been 7,8 yrs ago at a bday party for a kid, took son. two males standing behind me

were talking about moving to s carolina for exactly this reason. movement to have their "christian" state. my mouth was hanging open thru most of conversation as i strained to listen. was truly amazing and memorable.

[Jo March]

13. Isn't it amazing? I truly could not believe this guy I knew

He moved to SC because of its "values." The educational system there, with a few exceptions in more prosperous areas, sucks.

No big deal to my ex-friend. They home school.

[Missy Vixen]

5. She needs a good editor

I know some erotica writers. Ms. Maguire seems to be adept at using obscenities, but she doesn't have a lot of emotional resonance in her work, which is typically the thing that draws women readers.

Of course, IMHO, YMMV.

:rofl:

[Jo March]

11. Yes, that emotional resonace is missing

That's what it was.

:rofl:

[woo me with science]

6. You split your infinitive,

but I guess that is in keeping with the racy subject matter. :smoke:

[Jo March]

8. I did it in her honor.

:rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

7. She'll never get work writing for Penthouse Forum

You have her terrible erotic writing pegged, however.

[Jo March]

16. "Dear Penthouse..."

I bet that the Penthouse editors wouldn't read past the first paragraph of that story before tossing it into the trash.

[Zomby Woof]

17. It also violates the first rule

All stories must begin with variations of "I never thought this would happen to me" or "This is an absolutely true story". :D

[Jo March]

18. Haha!

:spray:

[Dogtown]

19. So she resigned

not in remorse for violating the trust of her constituents, but in shame at her lack of writing skill.

:patriot:


In the words of the immortal rabbit, "What a maroon!"

[Jo March]

20. As she should!

She probably went to Canada for the healthcare!!