You will be directly connected to a live person that will attempt to talk you out of it. What a hoot.
I just got off the phone with them. The service rep actually said I was "hurting his feelings" by canceling. Does that really work on anyone??
First he tried to lower my bill. I told him the reason I was canceling was because I heard the CEO of Verizon say they weren't going to invest anymore money in landlines which meant we were never going to get DSL. He actually laughed at this and said it wasn't true. Now I wish I'd gotten his email so I could send him the news story with the quote. He offered to send out a service request to see if we could get DSL. I told him it wasn't possible because Verizon still has copper lines to my house. He didn't believe me.
After about 10 minutes of politely repeating "I just want to cancel my service", he finally agreed to do so.
See ya, Verizon.
http://www.globaltelecomsbusiness.com/Article/2299543/Regions/25192/Mobiles-are-the-future-says-converted-Verizon-boss.html