OK... hear me out on this one -

[kayakjohnny]

So, Obama decides he's going to step up to the podium to wish everyone a safe Halloween. But he comes out dressed like this:





And he delivers his speech without so much as a smile. And then he turns and walks away.




So the reaction then....

The girls..."Dad, that's freaky".

Michelle..."Honey, you're scaring me... you go wash that off right now".

Rahm...."Dude, that really took some nads".

Freepers...."Oh crap".