5 mins ago

[Rising Phoenix]

My mom was beating my brother with a stuffed iguana in my room, he curled up fetal to save his last cigarette. This is a wednesday night at my house. For real.

[Brigid]

1. You have an interesting household.

Dare I ask what goes on there on Friday nights? :hide:

[Rising Phoenix]

2. Thanks. You don't want to know

hehe A

Our mailman recently came to the door to ask about the new people living here.....my sis, her bf, and my little brother.

When he found out we were all artists, and very politically involved he said "What a fascinating and talented family." It was weird.

[Sanity Claws]

3. Iguanas are good for beatings.

You can grab onto the tail and just pound your victim with the iguana's body.
Stuffed bears are no good; the legs are too short to get the hold you need to inflict a beating.

[Rising Phoenix]

4. I guess that was my mom's logic

that or the fact that I didn't have any other stuffed animals in my room, though their was a wide assortment of decorative pillows.

[kentauros]

5. Did his morale improve?

:P

[Rising Phoenix]

6. Actually yes

and he had it coming, he got her with a pillow yesterday

[kentauros]

7. So it's not so much a "beating" as it is a "pillowing"

to improve morale

[Rising Phoenix]

8. yes

always beat with cuddly, soft items for the best result