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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:11 PM Original message |
Poll question: When the bible thumpers in uncomfortable shoes come selling their candy-ass version of Jesus... |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
1. Other. I answer the door naked.... |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:14 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. OOOoooh! I like that one. That would give the cops yet ANOTHER story about me! |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:33 PM Response to Reply #1 |
11. wow...you stole my answer almost exactly word for word |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-16-09 12:51 PM Response to Reply #11 |
28. But if I posted it, it's not your answer anymore, is it? |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
3. I usually ask them if they're here |
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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
4. Mmmmm.... Candy-ass, Jesus. |
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fizzgig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-16-09 12:18 PM Response to Reply #4 |
24. sacrilicious |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
5. In the eleven years I've lived here, they've only shown up once. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:24 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. I would have answered, "He used to, but we cooked and ate him." |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:26 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Since they weren't trying to sell me their way of life, |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:29 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Yeah, well, I can be kind of a dick at times. |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:32 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. I could have used you during this last runoff election. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:33 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. So I would switch to German. No biggie. |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:35 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. I know German wouldn't work and I'm not even sure Klingon would do the trick. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-16-09 10:11 AM Response to Reply #12 |
18. Well, I could spell out my answer in ASCII hex, or binary if needed. |
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Crazy Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-16-09 12:21 PM Response to Reply #7 |
25. That's me |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-16-09 12:27 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. I never think about the "heat" part |
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AsahinaKimi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
13. Its called " Home Security " |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
14. Answer the door stark naked. |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 06:53 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Does it always have to be "stark" naked? |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 07:03 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Oh, a flabby body in dingy underwear is an awesome deterrent to unwanted guests. |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-15-09 07:35 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. I suppose one of my t-shirts with the nekkid centauress on it |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-16-09 10:16 AM Response to Original message |
19. "No thank you" and shut the door while they're still talking. (n/t) |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-16-09 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
20. Tell them we are atheists and that they are wasting their time. nt |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-16-09 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
21. I doesn't happen often, but when it does |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-16-09 10:44 AM Response to Original message |
22. I once had a pleasant talk with a man from the Jehovah's Witlessness. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-16-09 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
23. One of my favorite times was when I was out weeding the garden and they pulled into the court. |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-16-09 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
27. I apologize to them for wasting their time and probably breaking something on their car |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-16-09 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
29. Dogs are wonderful pets |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-16-09 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
30. I offer the Mormons coffee and tell the Jehovah's Witnesses that I'm a Freemason |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-16-09 02:22 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. just curious |
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