Santa can visit boys and girls all over the world because he freezes time.

[Thirtieschild]

My 8-year-old Aspie grandson figured it out.

[Iggo]

1. Score that kid 5 bonus points (n/t)

[LastNaturalist]

2. I didn't think we had the technology yet.

But that is a GOOD explanation!

[Deep13]

3. Doesn't that mean Santa and his support staff...

...would be frozen in time too.

[HopeHoops]

4. Yeah, but what if he has a heart attack and dies while time is frozen?

Then we're ALL fucked!

[Iggo]

6. Again?

[HopeHoops]

10. If Santa freezes time and while it is still frozen he has a heart attack,...

we would all be stuck in frozen time. That would suck.

[jobycom]

16. .

:applause:

[TommyO]

12. What if Santa were beaten into a coma by three hockey-stick wielding teenagers?

[HopeHoops]

13. Sara Palin would probably post the YouTube video on her web site.

She has to hate that liberal, Santa.

[Richardo]

14. How would we know?

:shrug:

[HopeHoops]

15. OUCH!

The dreaded "Royally fucked and you don't even know it" paradox!!!

[flying rabbit]

5. Nuh uhh...

he actually warps the space time continuum so that he is everywhere at once. Duh!
:P

[cynatnite]

7. I like how he thinks. n/t

[Odin2005]

8. Bah, when this Aspie was 8 I already figured out there was no Santa!

:rofl:

[bluesbassman]

9. Good for him! Can't wait to hear his take on how the Easter Bunny lays all those eggs!

It's great to be a child. :)

[rcrush]

11. When he comes to my house I'll kneecap him.

That fat bastard owes me money.

[chemenger]

17. "Freeze Time" ... HAH!

No way.

Everybody knows that Santa uses a quantum tunneling technology.