Get up. Run out your front door. Keep running. Do not look back.

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trippy huh?

[Tobin S.]

1. I kind of did that once

I started out in Ohio and ended up on Marathon Key down in Florida sitting on a beach and feeding beer to a goat. That goat was holding his own until he started trying to make out with a duck. I decided it was time to cut him off after that. When I found out that the mosquitoes in Florida were the size of vultures I decided to get on home.

[sarge43]

2. And those mosquitoes were the babies. n/t

[Tobin S.]

3. Whew! And those people don't understand how we survive the winters.

:)

[sarge43]

4. True.

For me the choice between some snow and bugs the size of B-52s isn't difficult. Besides, we keep better in the cold.

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5. oh man, "we keep better in the cold" - where did you pick that up?

You're the only other person I've seen use that line besides myself, and the tv show I heard it on. Did you get it from the same place?

[sarge43]

8. From Ms Morganstein, yes.

Along with "There's one thing worse than this dress in pink. It's this dress in purple."

[kimi]

10. I thought I made up that saying when we lived in Wyoming

Didn't know it was originated by others. Oh, well, GMTA.

[sarge43]

12. Who knows. Maybe the writers boosted from you.

;)

[Frosty1]

6. Up here in Northern Minnesota we have both

Lots of snow and mosquitoes that make Florida's mosquitoes look like miniatures.

[Odin2005]

7. Mosquitoes, our official state bird!

:rofl:

[sarge43]

9. In New Hampsire it's the black fly.

I've ridden on planes smaller than some of those monsters.

[Frosty1]

11. Unfortunately we have those too

Plus deer flies, horse flies, sand flies, wood ticks etc. Damn why DO I live here? No Scorpions yet but with global warming it could happen.