Anti-Republican Jokes: Post 'em if you got 'em!

[Pryderi]

How Many Republicans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
Answer: None, they only screw the poor

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Two wealthy Repubs are sitting in a restaurant, one of them being the owner.

The owner turns to his guest and says, "See? I'm doing my part to help the economy, I just opened up three new jobs in my restaurant."

Just as the two get finished toasting each other's success, the busboy comes by to clear off their dishes and says, "I know, I have all three of them."
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This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself."

"What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.

"Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?"

"Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"
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Two guys are sitting around talking about politics.

One of them asks the other, "So why are you a Democrat?"

"Because my daddy and granddaddy were Democrats," was the man's reply.

"What if your daddy and granddaddy were horse thieves?"

"In that case, I guess I'd be a Republican."
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Some guy told me, “I’m a Republican but I vote my conscience.”
So I asked him, “How can you do both?”
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Republicans will save the rainforest - if you tell them that’s where the golf ball trees are!
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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the liberals would just leave it alone, it would change itself.

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What do Republicans use for birth control?
Their personalities.