" I am looking for someone who can clean my home once a week. There is however one catch. You must clean the home in a giraffe costume. I have always had a fascination with giraffes and this just excites me. During your time cleaning the home I will toss you peanuts and carrots as if you were a real giraffe in a drive thru safari. For this job I am willing to pay 50 a week extra if you can manage to find a walrus costume and get someone else to come with you as the walrus"
1. That's just silly. Everyone knows most ceiling are way too low for the average giraffe.
And if he really cared, he'd have Acacia Trees for them to nibble on. I doubt they really eat either peanuts or carrots. He needs to be punkd by someone who appears to be serious about his bogus little joke.
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