i nearly kicked this dude's ass on the bus

[datasuspect]

yeah, i know better, leave at 6 am, not 8

anyway. it's thick, crowded, and too many damn people. so i push my way through to get off.

anyway, this dude's standing and i'm moving, and he's all turning around looking at me saying "everybody's trying to get off the bus."

now, i'm no rube, and they's no one a moving in front of him, so i says, "then get the fuck off the bus"

and he's all mean-mugging me

and then i bowed up and got in his face and said, "what the fuck you gonna do about it, boy?"

and he was all "woo woo woo" and started to move and i could tell he was scared and wadn't goyne to hit me first, so i tole him i'd whup his motherfucking ass motherfucker and shit and he kept on a moving.

i hate the city.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Shoulda given the fucker an elbow to the temple.

[datasuspect]

2. you know, my boss would understand and get me out of jail and pay for the lawyer

but i hate going to jail.

[mix]

5. you drive like steve mcqueen nt

[kayakjohnny]

3. Like this?

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1266883761/Epic_Beard_Man_vs._Cornrow_Guy

[lucas_g20]

4. way to go!