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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 10:08 PM
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So I Bought My 16 year Old Son
his first box of condoms... :P

Now I just hope he doesn't need to use them for a while, but he said he needed them and well...

:scared: would rather not be a grandparent just yet
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 10:09 PM
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1. You bought a 16 year old son?
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 10:12 PM
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2. cheap
:P
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 10:18 PM
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3. Does he not know where the drug store is?
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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 10:19 PM
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4. TMI!!!
:rofl:
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 10:21 PM
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5. why didnt he shoplift his first box like the rest of us did?
I never understood the shame of telling a cashier that you were going to get laid.

I would have bought that shit at COSTCO if I had known then what I knew now. "damned skippy I'm getting some, thank you very much"
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iris27 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 10:32 PM
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7. So YOU'RE the reason all the condoms are behind locked glass now and
we have to ask the pharmacist for them! *shakes fist* :)
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darkstar3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 10:22 PM
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6. Well,
if you really don't want him to use them yet, you could always sit him down and tell him about how kinky you and your spouse like it. :)

Then again, you may have to pay for therapy afterward...
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Brickbat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 10:35 PM
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8. If he's old enough to do it, isn't he old enough to buy his own?
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 11:29 PM
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10. things are certainly different with kids these days
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 10:51 PM
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9. Good for you!!
My son is also 16, and I gave him his first box a couple of Christmases ago. Boy you should have seen his shocked face, lol! I told him that it was strictly so he could get used to the concept, not that I was encouraging any sexual activity.
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 11:54 PM
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11. Maybe he's finding other uses for them
If he'd rather be a kid a while longer- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABa8IKxmJWM

Or if he has a girlfriend, but her parents come home earlier than expected- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_hwMtG2xCs
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 08:26 AM
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12. We gave them to our daughters as soon as boys entered the scene.
So far I don't think they've been used, but we made it clear that replacement supplies would be available with no questions asked.

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 09:02 AM
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13. You bought your 16 year old son? How much did he cost?
Edited on Mon Mar-15-10 09:03 AM by LynneSin
:rofl:

I thought buying children was illegal but I suppose buying a 16 year old boy wouldn't be a bad idea - he could do the lawnwork and learn how to fix things around the house but I bet he is expensive to feed!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 09:19 AM
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14. That joke is so last night.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 09:32 AM
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15. HEY!! I was having a real life last night
So deal with it as I catch up with DU

:grr:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 01:41 PM
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17. that's smart
VERY smart.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 01:42 PM
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18. So how does he feel about you posting about in on the world-wide-web?
Edited on Mon Mar-15-10 01:42 PM by Fire Walk With Me
;) :hug:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 02:30 PM
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19. Also, make sure your son and his lady friends know about "the morning after" pill just in case.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 02:50 PM
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20. Was he already assembled, or did you get a IKEA kid?
I know you can save money on the do-it-yourself teenager, but I always have a couple of parts left over, and dang me if I ever figured out where they went.
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