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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 05:19 PM
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What do you tell a guy who's afraid he might have gotten his girlfriend pregnant...
... when the only birth control method they were using was "pulling out". Well, besides "you're an idiot"?
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 05:22 PM
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1. Happy Father's Day!
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 05:23 PM
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2. Haha... indeed.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 05:23 PM
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3. Get out the checkbook. For the next 18 years.
But save a little money for a sex ed class.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 05:32 PM
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4. Tell him with five across the lip
"Ya big dummy!"
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 05:40 PM
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5. I'd say "Good luck, playa."
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 05:41 PM
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6. Is the woman in question someone famous, or the offspring of someone famous?
Because if not, then my "Go the Levi Johnston route" advice probably isn't going to be very workable.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 05:53 PM
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7. Time to get another job.
Hopefully, he already has one. If not, GET A JOB!

Oh, and good luck.
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