I am NOT spamming the board...

[MrScorpio]

I promise.

[HopeHoops]

1. FYI: About 20 years ago, SPAM Spread used to be called "Deviled SPAM"

We were having a heated debate at the office about which was more disgusting - SPAM or Underwood Deviled Ham. On the way home, my carpool partner stopped to get gas in his car. I went in for a bottle of juice, and there, on the shelf opposite the juice cooler, was a can of "Deviled SPAM". That trumped any argument from the day's debate.

And SPEAKING of SPAM:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE&feature=related

[Swede]

2. MMMMmmm,now with 25% less salt.

Leaves room for 25% more anus.