Explain this photo in your own words...

[MineralMan]

from http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. They love the cock.

[MineralMan]

2. OK, you win. I can't see anyone beating that.

:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

20. Yep. Post #1 wins. No possible contest.

[MajorChode]

13. Those aren't cocks

You of all people I would have expected to know that.

[Lucian]

22. By the look on their faces...

I don't think they love the cock.

[JNelson6563]

35. Contest over.

Thanks for playing everyone, that's a wrap!

[av8rdave]

3. Three ladies flipping me the bird

That's a first, even for me.

[Parche]

4. 3cockpits????

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::hi:

[av8rdave]

5. .

:rofl:

:hi:

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. PERFECT !!!!!

[av8rdave]

8. Do you know which airline that is?

That's a -800 cockpit, but the FGP comes from the vendor that put them in our -700s.

[bluesbassman]

6. Only if you can explain this one to me...

:wow:

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. We were THIS close...

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THIS close!!!!!
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DAMN YOU, Humane Society... for your lack of resolve.
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[texanwitch]

12. The look on the cat faces.

They are just pissed off pussies.

[av8rdave]

10. I'm not even asking if I can pet her...

Oh, never mind.

[sarge43]

11. You couldn't handle the truth. n/t

[Lucian]

23. They like pussy.

[MajorChode]

14. One out of three women...

Who hold a chicken while wearing a party dress will get shat on.

[sarge43]

15. The expressions on those girls' faces - wow.

They must have been doped with some serious shite to pose for that pic.

"Ooooo, look at the pretty butterflies, Cindee."

"And the unicorns Melessa."

[struggle4progress]

16. "We sell free range chicken eggs. And prom dresses. Also this week, we are offering

a special on our marriageable daughters: buy one, get a second or even a third at half-price"

[kayakjohnny]

17. Mind if I borrow?

Life is far too important to be taken seriously.

[MineralMan]

24. You can do whatever you like. They're just words.

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. The Sriracha family debutantes.

Or Three fine fawns clutching considerable cock, in the forest. Isn't that a Debussy tune?

[seaker]

19. 3 French Hens

[lunatica]

21. Henpecking School for Debutants

They teach the gracious and graceful way to henpeck. They borrow a lot from the genteel South of pre Civil War days.

[nolabear]

25. An incredibly low budget production of Swan Lake.

[rug]

26. The one on the left has just heard the faint voice of sanity.

[MineralMan]

28. I believe you're incorrect. She just noticed the

odor of sanctity coming from her lap, I'm quite certain. :rofl:

[surrealAmerican]

27. Those 4H uniforms have certainly gotten a lot more elaborate.

[MineralMan]

29. I think I finally figured this out. It's from a Craig's List ad:

My Three Daughters Available

These young, tender daughters have seen little use and are in excellent condition. See the photo, where they appear with part of their dowries. No emails. Call Efraim at 555-555-1212 for a showing. No test rides. Only serious inquiries. No scams, please. I will not ship. Must pick up in person.

[nolabear]

30. For Sale: Free Range Chicken. And some poultry too!

[femmocrat]

31. Photo of the Poultry Queen and two Poultry Princesses.

In their patriotic prom frocks.

[LawnKorn]

32. Red, White, and Blue; These colors never run even if we do have a few chickens among us

[SalmonChantedEvening]

33. Nevada Healthcare Debutants.

[hippywife]

34. FFA girls

either going to a banquet or the prom? I'm sure it's not unheard of out here in rural areas of the country. FFA kids love their animals. :shrug:

[JNelson6563]

36. Some quick cock before the purity ball.

[Fire Walk With Me]

37. Ad for the inevitable porn version of "Chicken Run".

[Riftaxe]

38. The Johnson sisters wear their finest

to celebrate their first plucking! :eyes:

[guitar man]

39. They needed appropriate dates for this event

http://www.philly.com/inquirer/columnists/kevin_riordan/20100615_Kevin_Riordan__Cornhole_tournament_to_benefit_wounded_veterans.html#axzz0rVAIeBwv

:D