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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-26-10 10:44 PM Original message |
"People, they're the worst" and other Seinfeld quotes... |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-26-10 10:47 PM Response to Original message |
1. "He took, it, out" |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 08:36 AM Response to Reply #1 |
10. "That can't be!" "Oh, it be." |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-26-10 11:02 PM Response to Original message |
2. "I'd rather be dating the blind. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-26-10 11:17 PM Response to Original message |
3. "Women don't respect salad eaters." |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-26-10 11:20 PM Response to Original message |
4. So, what you are saying is |
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Drunken Irishman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-26-10 11:26 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. I posted that quote on a forum picture thread and was banned... |
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miscsoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 08:39 AM Response to Reply #4 |
12. "He's an importer/exporter" |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-26-10 11:33 PM Response to Original message |
6. "You should've seen her face. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-26-10 11:35 PM Response to Original message |
7. Not a quote, but an exchange |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-26-10 11:39 PM Response to Original message |
8. "It's like a sauna in here." |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-26-10 11:49 PM Response to Original message |
9. "A relationship is an organism. |
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miscsoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 08:37 AM Response to Original message |
11. "Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a" |
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Dr Morbius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 08:52 AM Response to Original message |
13. No soup for you. (nt) |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 10:13 AM Response to Original message |
14. A hole in one! |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
15. "There's gotta be more to life than this. What gives you pleasure? |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
16. "I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body. (N/T) |
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Crystal Clarity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
17. "It's not a pick!" |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
18. "And you want to be my latex salesman." (NT) |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 04:07 PM Response to Original message |
19. "Have you been to the DMV? It's like a leper colony" |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
20. "So, it's a two-bedroom one-bath make-your-friends-hate-ya?" (NT) |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
21. Kramer: "No doctors for me. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
22. "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things." |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
23. "Ahoy, Mr. Eldridge. I understand you were on the Andrea Doria." |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
24. "Even if he did suffer, that was, like, forty years ago! |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
25. "I think it moved." (NT) |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
26. "Why can't Joe DiMaggio have a donut like everyone else?" |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
27. "Cherish the cabin." |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
28. "So...you're the assman." |
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Gidney N Cloyd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
29. Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
30. Produce section. Very provocative area. |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
31. "Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
32. I WAS IN THE POOL! |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
33. "Do you ever yearn?" (NT) |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
34. "I gotta get some new friends." |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
35. "Hey Kramer, have you ever killed a man?!" |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
36. "I always get the feeling that when lesbians look at me, |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 07:33 PM Response to Original message |
37. "I'm not a lesbian. |
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hibbing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
38. Once in a million shot doc, once in a million shot! |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
39. "To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
40. "I always knew that after I became a doctor, |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
41. "You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
42. "Maybe the dingo ate your baby." |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
43. Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
44. Kramer: Here's to feeling good all the time! |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
45. The Jerk store called and they are running out of you! |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
46. I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every applicant we've seen. |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 08:26 AM Response to Reply #46 |
50. thanks...the Steinbrenner scenes are my favorite |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 11:13 PM Response to Original message |
47. You idiot! "Coffee" means "Sex"!!! |
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Lindsey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-27-10 11:39 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. No more soup for you. The Soup Nazi. n/t |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 08:22 AM Response to Original message |
49. "I'm out there, Jerry. I'm out there, and I'm LOVIN' IT!" |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
51. It's the financial equivalent of a full rectal examination |
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betharina (313 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
52. By the way, they're real, and they're spectacular! nt. |
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Touchdown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
53. Hey Poppy! What do YOU... think about abortion? |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
54. "I gotta lotta problems with you people".... F rank Costanza... |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
55. Morty: "Hello?" |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
56. Dolores! |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 05:41 PM Response to Reply #56 |
61. "Mulva?" |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 05:52 PM Response to Reply #61 |
62. Bovary? |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 09:52 PM Response to Reply #62 |
93. Gipple? |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 11:09 PM Response to Reply #93 |
98. Loleola! |
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Auggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
57. "Fruit is a gamble." |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
58. "We begin Festivus with: The Airing of Grievances" |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 05:53 PM Response to Reply #58 |
63. I got a lot of problems with you people! |
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JBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
59. Cartwright! Cartwright! |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
60. Not that there's anything wrong with that |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
64. SERENITY NOW! |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
65. Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce! |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 06:21 PM Response to Original message |
66. "Did you see the way she was looking at me?" |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
67. And the peat...aaah, the peat!" |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
68. "They can't shoot us in the city." |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 07:10 PM Response to Original message |
69. These pretzels are making me thirsty |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
70. Do women know about shrinkage? |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
71. Well, I am just a t-bone kinda guy. |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
72. You stole my Jesus fish, didn't ya?! |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 07:16 PM Response to Original message |
73. "Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 07:21 PM Response to Original message |
74. Feels like an Arby's night. |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
75. Swarm! Swarm! |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
76. More wine and turkey? |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
77. Beef-A-Reeno? You fed the horse Beef-A-Reeno?! |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 07:53 PM Response to Original message |
78. "Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
79. ...there's no such thing as the Human Fund. |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
80. I'm a bootlegger. |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 08:08 PM Response to Original message |
81. You look like the Count of Monte Cristo! |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
82. Gack. Party of four. |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
83. "Oh, Jerry you know I always wanted to pretnd to be an architect!" |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
84. I'll tell the maitre'd it'll just be the three bulls. |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 08:19 PM Response to Original message |
85. Bacterial Meningitis. Jackpot! |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 08:21 PM Response to Original message |
86. "Well, birthdays are merely symbolic |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
87. Did you know that rabbis are allowed to date? |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
88. You're friends with the urinator, aren't you? |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 08:31 PM Response to Original message |
89. sorry but Seinfeld |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
90. "Toasting makes me uncomfortable. |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 09:41 PM Response to Original message |
91. "Do you ever laugh?" |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
92. "I gotta get on that Internet. I'm late on everything." NT |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 09:56 PM Response to Original message |
94. "Don't you see what Whatley is after? |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
95. "But you yada yada'd over the best part." |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 10:05 PM Response to Original message |
96. "I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-28-10 11:07 PM Response to Original message |
97. You're a rabid anti-dentite! |
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