A horse walks into a bar...
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Thu Jul-15-10 07:41 PM
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A horse walks into a bar...
Bartender: What can I get you? Horse: A bucket of antibiotic ointment. Bartender: What, do you have the fucking scabies or something?
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Thu Jul-15-10 07:45 PM
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1. He'd have done better walking into a Roman bath.
Horses are always walking into bars for no damn reason.
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Thu Jul-15-10 07:46 PM
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2. scabies are little mites
going to need insecticide! (and maybe antibiotic for after)
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Thu Jul-15-10 07:57 PM
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3. A giraffe walks into a bar
and says "the highballs are on me".
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Thu Jul-15-10 10:33 PM
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4. A horse walks into a bar...
HORSE: Did you hear they called off the leper hockey game tonight? BARTENDER: Yeah? Why? HORSE: There was a faceoff in the corner. BARTENDER: Hey! Who spilled a pitcher of Miller Lite on the floor?! HORSE: Sorry. That's not Miller Lite, but I can understand why you'd think that. BARTENDER: looking down the bar Hey, Pop! You want a free pitcher of beer? POP: Only if it's real cold.
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