"True health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids."

[The Lone Liberal]

God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all." Then he hung up. We're still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Spit?

ptoooie!!! then.

[Paul Hood]

2. That's why I only

drink grain alcohol and rainwater.

[NightTrain]

3. "Mein fuhrer! I can valk!"

n/t

[Faygo Kid]

4. Dr. Strangelove. One of my all-time favorites.

General "Buck" Turgidson on a nuclear exchange with the Soviets: "I'm not saying we won't get our hair mussed. . ."

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Purity?

hah!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

6. "I'll admit the human element seems to have failed us here."

[FloridaJudy]

7. "...we have a mine-shaft gap!"

Weird. I just ordered that one from Netflix today.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

8. I'm sorry too, Dimitri.

I'm very sorry.

Alright, you're sorrier than I am! But I am sorry as well. I am as sorry as you are, Dimitri.

Don't say that you are more sorry than I am, because I am capable of being just as sorry as you are. So we're both sorry, alright?

Alright.

[PurityOfEssence]

9. What the hell are you talkin' about?

Must be too many grain alcohol and rainwaters, Mandrake.