bad tattoos (pic heavy)

[Fleshdancer]

[Deep13]

1. My nickname for #3 is "Mr. Unemployable." nt

[hobbit709]

2. I like being not easily distinguished

It lets you blend in and disappear easily.

Unlike the idiot that held up a convenience store and had FUCK tattooed across his forehead-he should at least worn a hat.

[grace0418]

8. My friend and I got into a discussion recently about how we're always planning to get

away with crimes we're never going to commit. Tattoos are one thing I always think "well, I wouldn't want anything to easily identify me if I want to get away with a crime." How silly is that? But maybe I'm preparing for the day when the Republican fascists take over and I will be considered a criminal by virtue of the fact that I'm a liberal.

[Fleshdancer]

9. a smart criminal would cover her/himself in fake tattoos

These days, everyone always assumes the tats are real.

[grace0418]

10. Good point! When I finally commit that crime of who-knows-what, I will get a whole

bunch of fake tattoos before I do it and make sure the surveillance camera sees them. Genius! :)

[WillParkinson]

3. Who are the guys on the back of the girl?

They look kind of familiar but probably not.

[Deep13]

4. The one on the right looks a little like Dave Foley.

Maybe it's the Kids in the Hall.

[WillParkinson]

5. Hm. I was thinking sports figures...

Curse that woman for not making their signatures legible! :-)

[Fleshdancer]

6. I assumed it was a boy band, but I have no idea n/t

[suninvited]

7. I was thinking nascar drivers

they seem to have numbers after their signatures..only reason I can think of for that

[XemaSab]

11. I know I shouldn't make fun of the poor

but DAMN she should have used the money she wasted on that tat to go to the dentist. :P

[flvegan]

12. Dear Person in Mugshot #3:

Best not be be so...easily picked out of a lineup. Just sayin'.

[petronius]

13. Maybe he figures that he's preemptively creating grounds for appeal

If the police don't put him in a lineup with five other equally freakishly tatted people, perhaps he thinks he can contest the ID...

(Actually, I do wonder if police have to create some kind of similarity in tattoo-degree when they arrange lineups - it seems like it would be fair. But then, what if that devil-horned fellow commits a crime; do they need a quorum of similarly-horned folk? :shrug:)

[flvegan]

14. See, now that's a fine question.