The cop and the blonde

[newcriminal]

A blonde is swerving all over the road, so a police officer pulls her over.

police: ma'am why are you driving so recklessly?

blonde: because everywhere I go there's this tree in the way.

police: ma'am, that's your air freshener.

[SwampG8r]

1. a blonde is driving

across kansas when she spots off in a wheatfield another blonde in a row boat casting for trout in the wheat
she pulls quickly to the roadside
exits her car
and yells
"damn it its blondes like you that give us all a bad name!!! i have half a mind to swim out there and kick your ass!!!"

[chemenger]

2. Locking

Statement is a broad brush, inflammatory comment which appears to refer to blondes.

Thanks.


:evilgrin:

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. A blonde is walking through the woods and comes to a fast moving river...

She looks and looks for a place to cross but can't find one.

Then she sees another blonde on the opposite bank and yells
"Hey! How do I get to the other side?"

The blonde yells back

"You ARE on the other side."