Once *again* No flamethrower for Christmas - it would really be handy right about now

[underpants]

:grr:

My wife swears that she looked for one

[kentauros]

1. I thought those were only used on DU during Flamewar Season...

[jmowreader]

2. She just didn't know how to ask for one

They're called "roofing torches" when civilians buy them.

Try http://www.amazon.com/Flame-Engineering-BASIC-Basic-Roofing/dp/B000LO480S/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1293491401&sr=8-4.

[Recursion]

3. Got 15 bucks?

http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to-make-cheap-flamethrower-210189/

Supersoaker. WD-40. Lighter.

[Moondog]

4. Whoa. Now that

is seriously anti-social.

My congratulations.

[Recursion]

5. You think that's antisocial?

Search for the video on how to build a jet engine with a mason jar and lighter fluid.

[underpants]

6. YYYEEESS!!!

thanks

bookmarking

[Recursion]

7. I disavow all responsibility

for anyone who tries that at home.

[quakerboy]

8. $5.98

http://www.amazon.com/Compressed-Gas-Duster-10oz-Can/dp/B001AFHDWC/ref=sr_1_5?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1293511148&sr=1-5

http://www.amazon.com/Bic-Classic-Disposable-Lighter-Single/dp/B000KKINAY/ref=sr_1_cc_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1293511172&sr=1-2-catcorr


Cheaper if you find a good local source.

[murielm99]

9. You guys are disturbed. n/t

[quakerboy]

10. And here I thought I was just being a cleanly person

That combo makes an awesome cobweb cleaner outer device. Plus it encourages one not to leave paper and other flammable things lying about willy nilly. Leading to a doubly cleaner home.

[tigereye]

11. did your relatives return? just kidding.

:hi: Or is it all the snow, UP?

[kentauros]

12. Talk to these guys (Survival Research Laboratories).

I'm sure they could build you something similar:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTsQxwWcqJI&feature=related

:evilgrin: