How is this guy even ALIVE???!!???

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Madison Man Arrested With .559 BAC
Police Found Man Unconscious

POSTED: 10:27 pm CST February 14, 2011
UPDATED: 12:29 am CST February 15, 2011

MADISON, Wis. -- Madison police arrested a man with a blood alcohol content of 0.559.

According to a police report, a 76-year-old man called officers to his home after two men came to his door on Turbot Drive on Friday night.

The man told police one of the men was standing and the other was lying on the ground.

Police said when they arrived, only the man on the ground was still there and he appeared to be unconscious.

Police took the man to the hospital, where he later left against doctors' advice.

http://www.wisn.com/news/26867437/detail.html

:wow: :wow: :wow:

[Taverner]

1. Same reason Charlie Sheen can go through 1/2 kilo of coke in a night

His body's used to it

[Orrex]

11. That's a cruel hyperbole

I have it on good authority that he goes through no more than 1.1 pounds of coke in a night.


Why do you have to exaggerate to make your point?

[Taverner]

17. :)

Made my morning

[Yavin4]

22. Bush's Nickname for Charlie Sheen

Lightweight.

[SCantiGOP]

2. I know that in SC

They can't arrest you if you're over .34 without taking you to the hospital first. I've never heard of anyone being higher than the low 40s. I think the previous answer is correct; this guy probably drank a quart a day and had a major tolerance.

[Suich]

3. Take a look at this!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080207183017AAW7Lip

:wow:

[TheMightyFavog]

4. Simple he's a Wisconsinite.

If drinking were an olympic event, all you'd need would a group of Wisconsinites, and we'd be taking home gold medals like the Dream Team.

[sofa king]

5. A lifetime of practice, it would appear.

[Recovered Repug]

8. You don't often see that amount of dedication anymore. nt

[Inchworm]

9. I'm sure it's still out there

Just not driving thank goodness.

:+

[rurallib]

12. LOL but so true

many don't keep in training after college.

[Recovered Repug]

13. That's the problem with the youth of today.

They just don't stick with anything very long.

[Odin2005]

6. How is Ozzy still alive?

[bigwillq]

10. or Keith Richards

:shrug:

[Seedersandleechers]

20. Keith Richards quit doing drugs 30 years ago

I just read his new book and apparently he stopped doing hard drugs a long time ago.

[bigwillq]

23. What about drinking?

At least he's quit the hard stuff. Can't imagine someone his age still during those kind of drugs on a regular basis.
Thanks for the info. I would like to read his book. I bet it was interesting.

[bigwillq]

24. Dupe

please delete.

[NuclearDem]

18. Ozzy's a medical miracle

I'm not sure how he's still able to speak...

[sarge43]

7. It's winter; he needed anti-freeze. n/t

[krispos42]

14. Antifreeze? n/t

[Mopar151]

15. I knew 2 guys who scored in that range

Although both were drinking in the All-Pro division at the time.

[LisaL]

16. That amount could be letal for someone who doesn't drink much.

But someone who drinks builds up tolerance.

[NuclearDem]

19. This man is a hero

I aspire to be like him.

[eyepaddle]

21. Well, it IS Wisconsin after all....

;)