Someone sent me this joke...

[Haole Girl]

" FATHER OF THE YEAR "
A man boarded a plane with six kids.
(gutsy guy!)
After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours ? "
He replied, " No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints. "

[HopeHoops]

1. Send it back, postage due.

Just kidding. That's actually sort of funny.

[Old Troop]

2. I WILL steal this for work tomorrow!!

[marzipanni]

3. Reminds me of something we laughed at when I was a kid-

Did you know that baby bottle nipples and condoms are made by the same company? A hole is pierced in every fourth condom so that baby bottle nipple sales will increase.

[LeftishBrit]

4. Thanks! Reminds me of a joke I once heard

'What a beautiful baby! What are you going to call her?'

'Sue.'

'Ah, that's a nice name! Is it after someone in the family?'

'No, it's after what we're going to do to the condom company!'