"LOOK AT SNOOKI GO!" 2:29 of your life you can't get back...It's Snooki's wrestling debut.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Snooki fistpumped her tiny, angry knuckles into another woman's face during her wrestling debut on "WWE Monday Night Raw" last night ... but she's not done yet, Snook is taking her talents to WrestleMania!



The "Jersey Shore" star transformed into 57 inches of pure, unadulterated RAGE -- as she attacked the members of the Lay-Cool lady tag-team using a ferocious airborne crotch bomb ... followed by that typical girl-on-girl hair-pulling, head slamming move.

After the dust settled, Snooki was challenged to a three-on-three co-ed brawl at WrestleMania in April ... and she accepted!

http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/15/snooki-wwe-wrestling-video-wrestlemania-fight-crotch-bomb-layla-el/

[hifiguy]

1. It is nice to see The Rock back, if only for a few weeks.

He's more entertaining raising an eyebrow than most wrestlers are doing major promos. I am not so sure it's such a good idea to remind the audience what real performers like him and Steve Austin look like. The current crop of charisma-challenged anonymous muscleheads look all the more pathetic in comparison to the likes of Austin and The Rock.

As for what a "Snooki" is, I had no idea until I saw some of Raw last night. I can't say my life was changed for the better with that knowledge.

[NewJeffCT]

2. I knew she was short

but, 57 inches equals 4'9"? Is that correct?

[bigwillq]

3. She's quoted as saying she's 4-9 (nt)

[NewJeffCT]

4. damn, that is pretty short

I used to work with a woman that was probably around 4'9" and she used to have men falling all over her... of course, she was pretty, too, so that probably helped.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Look at DU's Maine-ah... she's around that size and cute and fit and...

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I can't imagine the fans not loving her.
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[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Wrestling was BIG in the 50's & 60's and got even BIGGER into the 70's...

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...but the sophistication and perspective of our culture in general regarded
Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes & Green Acres as the pinnacle of what TV
comedies could achieve.
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We've moved along -- demanded and, more importantly, in many cases
have RECEIVED more.
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The wrestling game, however... just seems to have devolved.
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My favorite -- Mad Mountain Cannon, a big ol' bib-overall-wearin' hillbilly who
was a HUGE ball of rage and spittin' fury. Towards the end of his career, it got
even better. As he suddenly started losing all of his matches, he would cry like
a Boehner-baby... earning him the name Crybaby Cannon.
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Perhaps the only human being I've ever seen actually blubber.
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"Course, I'm pretty sure I hadn't even reached Junior High age when I put that
aside.
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And Snooki isn't even original with that "Crotch Bomb" (eewww). It's been done
MANY times before -- and even much BETTER.
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Ignatius J. Reilly's mother would call the example below a "nucular crotch bum".
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Poor wrestler. After THIS, everyone always said he was pretty fucked in the head.
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[LynneSin]

7. I'd rather watch 2:29 minutes of John Boehner doing a Chippendale Dance

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[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Hmmmmmm... you have an active and fertile imagination.

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Truly disgusting (and just consider the SOURCE of that comment), but active and fertile.
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