George Bush finally goes to Hell

[BigBearJohn]

George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously he goes to hell, where



the Devil is waiting for him.







'I'm not sure what to do' says the Devil. 'You're on my list, but I have no



room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let



someone else go.



I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.



I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you



decide who leaves.'







George W. thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.







The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of



hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his



fate in hell.



'No!' said George W. 'I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and d on't



think I could stay in hot water all day.'







The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer



and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.



'No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if



all I had to do was break rocks all day.' commented George W.







The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the



floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a



spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does



best.







George W. Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while, and finally said ,



'Yeah, I can handle this.'







The Devil smiled and said, 'OK, Monica, you're free to Go'!!

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

1. bahhhahahahahaaah !!!

good one

[trof]

2. Kick. rec. +1,000,000

:bounce:

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

3. very good...I mean bad...I mean both!

[MilesColtrane]

4. You would think Reagan would treat a fellow Republican better than that.

[TheCanadianLiberal]

5. LOL

Very good:)