Sometimes cleavage is a very useful thing

[Maine-ah]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XTJhp0O8VFw/S-3FyzuuelI/AAAAAAAAAEk/YMBF8rrAKI0/s400/Baby+Bird+1.jpg


http://jennamaclaine.blogspot.com/

there's a nice story to go with it....

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. What a sweetheart she is. Thanks. n/t

[Richardo]

2. "Sometimes"?

[abq e streeter]

4. +1

[NewJeffCT]

17. +2

is there ever a time it's not a good thing?

[cbdo2007]

18. I can think of many times when cleavage can get you into some major trouble...

1. business meeting and your boss has cleavage
2. mother in law
3. grandmother in law
4. friend's wife
5. friend's daughter
6. funeral
??? seems like I could go on and on

[NewJeffCT]

21. good points

Many years ago, I dated a petite, yet busty, woman and she was often very concious of what she wore in certain situations.

[Richardo]

23. ... so to speak

:)

[cbdo2007]

24. haha, my wife is the opposite....

she is busty as well yet doesn't think about it many times, just because it's natural for her and she will just put a shirt on. Then we'll be out with friends and they'll be practically hanging out and everyone is trying NOT to look because they feel in appropriate because we aren't *that* kind of friends.

That's the difficult thing about cleavage...if it's there, our eyes are magically drawn to it. Even if it's my mother in law, who is not attractive at all, I can't help but catch a glimpse if there is even a split second of cleavage available.

[NewJeffCT]

25. Interesting

this woman was pretty sensitive about what she wore. One time, I bought her a new sweater that I guess fit rather snugly around her chest. While I was at work, she went to the grocery store and then the mall and she called me later, rather upset, saying that all these men were whistling at her and hitting on her and it was all because of the sweater, which she never wore again.

I knew a woman in my high school like that, too. She was also very busty and was so sensitive about guys liking her just for her chest that she would only go out on blind dates set up by her female friends with guys from out of town.

[KittyWampus]

3. Cute story.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. What a great story!

I'm loving it...

:hi:

[Richardo]

6. *kick*

:D

[hedgehog]

7. I've been known to do that with baby chicks..sometimes it works

and sometimes the little guys just don't make it.

[lunatica]

8. .

[nolabear]

9. All tit jokes post here...

[Bunny]

19. Not a joke, but I was at a meeting this morning, and our CFO told me

that he's always been attracted to cleavage because he was unable to be breastfed when he was an infant. Apparently that particular deprivation shaped his lifelong attraction to titties. I told him to stop being such a dickhead. :rofl:

[Richardo]

22. Yeah, ask him what his dickheadedness can be attributed to...

:D

:hi: Bunny!

[Bunny]

28. Lack of titty, that's what!

:rofl: Now we're going to get this thread locked. :hi:

[NewJeffCT]

26. your CFO actually said that to you?

I hope he is friends with you - that could be grounds for sexual harrassment otherwise.

[Bunny]

27. We are great friends - which is why I was able to call him a dickhead

without any repercussions. :D

[cbdo2007]

31. Yikes - you're walking a very fine line there.

Even if you are "great friends" that is very inappropriate in the work place, and one of these days his comments are going to come back and bite him in the ass big time. Hope he's prepared.

[Bucky]

10. I wonder how much titmice poop when they're being physically restrained.

That is nothing I have ever thought about before in my life.

[Kat45]

14. The baby bird probably felt safe there, all surrounded with warmth

What a nice story.

[Bucky]

20. What I have learned from this...

Just as the Holy Roman Empire wasn't holy, Roman, nor an empire, and as polyester is neither Polly nor Esther, I see now that a titmouse is...

Woah... boooobieeeess....!

[Iggo]

11. Sometimes?

:woohoo:

[guitar man]

12. Well that answers that question

"if you were reincarnated, what would you like to come back as?" :silly:

[Sanity Claws]

13. Who would ever thought of putting a titmouse there?

[tigereye]

15. that's so funny- and so is the blog

I knew that name sounded familiar- she's a writer, eh?


and titmice are such cute little birds!

[whistler162]

16. What... .sorry did you say something????

keep losing my train of th....huh what was I writing something?

[kimi]

29. Aw, what a nice story, and a gifted writer as well

I'll check out her blog. So her titties saved the titmouse from the kitties. That seems apropos. :)

[Inchworm]

30. Butt cleavage... not so much

Crack KILLS!!1!!

:yoiks: