speaking of penis size

[LucySky]

a horse walks into a bar.

he greets the bartender and orders a beer.

the bartender kept looking at him in amazement.

the bartender says "excuse me i'll be right back" and goes to talk to the kitchen staff in the back room.

he tells the staff "you guys have to see this. there's a horse out here having a beer, and he's hung like a horse!"

[CBGLuthier]

1. This reminds me of a joke.

Woman finally gets up the nerve to admit to her psychiatrist that she has no idea what he means by penis envy. In particular, she does not know what the word penis means.

So, the doctor stands up and unzips his pants, proclaiming, "This, my dear, is a penis."

To which she replied, "Oh, I get it. Like a prick, only smaller."

[av8rdave]

2. That reminds me of another horse in a bar joke

A traveler walks into a bar, and after getting his cocktail notices a large jar of cash sitting on the bar. He asks the bartender what it's all about. "Simple," says the bartender, who proceeds to point out a horse standing in a corner of the room. "Put a dollar in the jar to play. If you can make the horse laugh, the money is all yours."

"I'm game," replies the man. After depositing a dollar, he goes over to the horse and whispers in his ear. The horse instantly breaks out in gales of laughter. Without another word, the ma takes the money and leaves.

About a year later, the same man returns to the same bar and sees another huge jar of cash on the bar. "What's up with the money this time?" The bartender tells him, "you'll never get it this time. You have to put $5 in the jar, and then make the horse cry."

The man deposits the money, and spends a few minutes with the horse in the corner. Soon, the horse hangs his head and begins to sob uncontrollably.

As the man is leaving with the money, the bartender calls after him. "Wait! I have to know how you won all that money!"

"It was easy," replied the man. "The first time, I told the horse I was better endowed than he was. This time, I showed him."


Edited for spelling.

[Amaril]

3. And yet another........

A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender looks up and says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"