Would someone go out and get me some fucking julep?

[taterguy]

And make it snappy.

The race is about to start.

[struggle4progress]

1. Post time isn't until 6:24 so you can still make your own fuckin julep

[taterguy]

3. If I wanted to make my fucking julep I wouldn't ask someone to go get some would I?

[struggle4progress]

8. Maybe you'd like my famous Guinness float, with a refreshing scoop of lime sherbet?

I think it's the perfect way to celebrate Saint Paddy's day: sherbet-Guinness float in one hand, remote in the other hand, watching the Derby!

[taterguy]

11. If I wanted a fucking Guiness float I would have asked for one

[struggle4progress]

12. Gonna have to guess here you didn't bet on Animal Kingdom, like I told you to

[nolabear]

2. SO many to pick from! Mucho Macho Man, Lucky 13!

[taterguy]

5. Lucky 13 is a brand of julep?

Where do you shop?

[graywarrior]

4. No!

[taterguy]

6. Why not? Did someone duct tape you to a wall?

[graywarrior]

7. Perhaps.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. I got your mint ... now make your own julep

dumbass.

[Call Me Wesley]

10. Let's see ...

I don't have Bourbon, sorry. I only have Oban, but all the other ingredients, and spearmint in the garden. I could totally make it for you. Can you ride your bike for 7,000 miles? I have one prepared for you when you get here.

[Ptah]

13. I left it for you in GD, next to the pizza.