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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 09:16 AM
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I was raptured yesterday, but came back because there is no DU in heaven.
Well I was mowing the lawn when I suddenly found myself in what I assumed to be heaven and completely undressed. (WTF, right?) I was pretty surprised, but I thought one had to believe in Jesus Christ to be raptured and I just don't. Anyway, the amenities were pretty meager. No cable TV. A cash bar. (Um, hello! No clothes = no pockets for money!) Worst of all, no internet service. So I left.
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 09:28 AM
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1. There's no DU in heaven
because if it's heaven, there are no conservatives to rail against, thus no DU.

Duh.
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freshwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 10:25 AM
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2. Making perfect sense there!
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 04:00 PM
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3. Can't have flame wars in heaven
Hell, on the other -- in fact, who'd notice?
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