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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 05:41 PM
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What's wire hangers doing in this closet? Answer me. I buy you beautiful dresses...


No... wire... hangers. What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER? I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, "She's getting old." And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her... as she cares about me. What's wire hangers doing in this closet? Answer me. I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag. You do. Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger. We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere. We'll see... we'll see. Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. You've got any more? We're gonna see how many wire hangers you've got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? Why? Christina, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed. You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers. And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Okalahoma. Get up. Get up. Clean up this mess.

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blueamy66 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 05:43 PM
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1. I AGREE
NO WIRE HANGERS IN MY HOUSE :-)
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 06:07 PM
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2. Terrible grammar.
What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER? What's wire hangers doing in this closet? "What's wire hangers..." repeated twice.

It should be " What are wire hangers doing in this closet"..... etc.

"We'll see how many you've got," repeated twice should be: "We'll see how many you have"

Sorry, but I am a stickler for proper grammar, as I was a copy editor before I retired. And when I see blatant improper grammar, I just have to correct it;.
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PotatoChip Donating Member (481 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 06:14 PM
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3. OK
:scared:


















Just please don't eat me. :hide:
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Pool Hall Ace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 06:19 PM
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4. With PotatoChip as a username??
}(

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PotatoChip Donating Member (481 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 06:29 PM
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5. Oh but I'm all salt and vinegar
you wouldn't like me. :P
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:43 PM
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6. ... but that's the best kind.
Face it, you're doomed here.
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yankeepants Donating Member (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:57 PM
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7. Some sour cream dip and it's all over
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PotatoChip Donating Member (481 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 08:41 PM
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10. Oh but I be blighted...jess sayin so ye know
me loverly Irish friend :*











:yoiks:
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yankeepants Donating Member (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 08:57 PM
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13. aye, but Oim a bit faminished
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PotatoChip Donating Member (481 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 09:18 PM
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14. OK that does it
I'm definitely no match for Joan Crawford and quite possibly a famished Irish woman.

Maybe I'll find some refuge in GD?
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 08:40 PM
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9. If you're in The Lounge,
then you're Cracked Pepper :P
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PotatoChip Donating Member (481 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 08:45 PM
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11. Yikes. I think you are right
:scared: I'm outta here! Thanks friend! :hi:
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 08:49 PM
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12. You're welcome!
Salt and Vinegar is GD :scared:

:hi:
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pinniped Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 08:35 PM
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8. Got one for the rose bush scene?
?
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