Modify a song to honor a Lounger

[struggle4progress]

Example:

Mama don't allow no ass-kicking round here
No, Mama don't allow no ass-kicking round here
Now Skittles don't care what Mama don't allow
Gonna kick your ass anyhow ...

Example:

Robbs's a dingbat
Robbs's a dingbat
Robbs's a dingbat just now
Just now Robbs's a dingbat ...

[nolabear]

1. Ain't no mom like a MiddleFingerMom

cuz a MiddleFingerMom don't stop!!

[HopeHoops]

2. "Wastin' away the day with MiddleFingerMom."

[HopeHoops]

3. "Hey mister MFM man, play a song for me."

[applegrove]

4. He was bad - bad, MFM, the baddest guy in the whole dam town...

[RedCloud]

5. Tuesday afternoon, so good to me.

Tuesday afternoon, so good to me
Tuesday afternoon, it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Tuesday afternoon, Tuesday afternoon couldn't guarantee
That Tuesday evening you would still be here with me


Tuesday afternoon can't trust that day
Tuesday afternoon sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Tuesday afternoon you gave me no warnin' of what was to be
Oh Tuesday afternoon how could you leave and not take me?