OK, REALLY weird question

[EstimatedProphet]

Should naked molerats be forced through aluminum tubing when they are redundant?

[LastKnight]

1. uh, what? nt

[Nevernose]

2. "Molerat" or "mallrat?"

Because if the answer is "molerat", then Ithink aluminum tubing is ridiculous -- copper's the only way to go. But if it's mallrats you're speaking of, then of course aluminum tubing is the only way to go.

What kind of clothing would they wear, though? Are they partially-clad, underwear model molerats, or fully-clothed, business-suit sorts of molerats?

Please be more specific the nest time you post. Thank you.

[aquaman]

3. mozart....

let me tell you.

[Nevernose]

4. Aquaman?

I haven't seen you in years -- what the fuck are you still doing here? Am I having some kind of flashback? Where am I? WHO am I?

Oh, and he answer I was looking for was "Handel," specifically "Handels's Messiah." Sorry.

[aquaman]

5. Erik Satie......

aquaman says from the bottom of the sea.

[Nevernose]

6. Shit, now I have to google.

Did I mention that Hellen Keller was a communist?

[aquaman]

7. She was actually a socialist.......

look it up.

[Nevernose]

8. Not really

At leat not according to "Lies My Teacher Told Me." According to that book, she left the rather moderate socialist party of the time (which advocated violent revolution and alignment with Russia's Communist Party) in favor of something even more radical.

Ever notice how much the word "according" and "accordian" are alike? The OED has a refernce for "according," but none for "accordian." Coincidence?

A. adj.

1. Agreeing, corresponding to; matching. Obs.

1398 TREVISA Barth. De P.R. (1495) XVII. ii. 595 Some trees haue humour proporcyonall and acordynge eyther to other, so that the humour of that one be acordynge to nourysshe and to fede that other. c1460 Household Stat. in Babees Book (1868) 329 Not oolde robis and not cordyng to the lyuerey. 1480 Robert the Devyll 2 I se well yt ys youre wyll that I shoulde be maryed, But yet woulde I have one to myne estate Accordynge. a1520 Myrroure of Our Ladye 7 For there ys many wordes in Latyn that we haue no propre englyssh accordynge therto. 1532 THYNNE Dedic. Chaucer in Animadv. (1865) 24 Frutefulnesse in wordes wel accordynge to the matter and purpose.

[aquaman]

9. What does Argumentus mean?

I believe it has something to do with summer rains.

[Nevernose]

11. Spanish BASTARDS!

Go back to Franco, ya' fascist bastard!

And I do not drink too much!

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Molerats are always naked

It's in their best interest.

http://www.oinkernet.com/molerat.htm

[neverborn]

12. No.

[skibunny4dean]

13. Ummm...

I dont know what that means!

[FDRrocks]

14. Yes

if only b/c they are so redundant. But also b/c said molerats are indencently naked. No one wants to see that.

[FloridaJudy]

15. Only to fill the bathtub

With brightly colored giraffes.