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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-11 12:21 PM
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Dogs are Comedians
Edited on Tue Oct-18-11 12:22 PM by Taverner
Every dog I've ever had (and I've had five in my forty-odd years) has been a gifted slapstick comedian. I mean seriously - it's like they take lessons from the Three Stooges. Put two of them together in a room, and they do dog renditions of their schtick! Sometimes their humor is less punchy but almost always slapstick.

Take for example our beagle. Yesterday she was barking at a bee. Kept trying to eat the bug. Bee is not overjoyed. Bee stings dog. Dog whimpers and we put ointment on the dog's nose. Dog goes right out and looks for more bees to bark at.

:crazy:

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TorchTheWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-11 02:39 PM
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1. dogs and politicians don't understand cause and effect n/t
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-11 05:25 PM
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2. My Chihuahua is so funny when she gets excited.
She will spin around and around in circles.
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Shagbark Hickory Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-11 05:33 PM
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3. My dogs don't do crazy stuff like that.
The funniest thing one of them did was I was scratching one of my dogs on the head as he laid like a bear rug on the landing in the middle of the staircase and the other dog (who appears to get jealous) came over and sat on his head.
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grilled onions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-11 06:22 PM
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4. We Had A Basset and a Doxie Mix
Every morning we would give each a Milk-Bone before we went to work. Basset,chow hound that she was consumed hers before we left the driveway. Male Doxie mix held on all day--every day to tease his playmate. She never fought for it.Patience was it's own reward. When we arrived home he ran to greet us and she ran to greet this soggy,bedraggled Milk-Bone and only after she chomped her snack did she greet us.
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