HELP! My Crazy neighbor is a dumbass that can't recognize that I am the Walrus

[LynneSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yNcE8c3j2M

I think he is the Eggman

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Is he the eggman?

[LynneSin]

2. If he is he smells like the festering rotton eggman

Sulfer smell - yuck!

[siligut]

3. And he pretends to be all Buddhist and everything . . .

But Alice knew better!

"I like the Walrus best," said Alice, "because you see he was a little sorry for the poor oysters."

"He ate more than the Carpenter, though," said Tweedledee. "You see he held his handkerchief in front, so that the Carpenter couldn't count how many he took: contrariwise."

"That was mean!" Alice said indignantly. "Then I like the Carpenter best—if he didn't eat so many as the Walrus."

"But he ate as many as he could get," said Tweedledum.

This was a puzzler. After a pause, Alice began, "Well! They were both very unpleasant characters—"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walrus_and_the_Carpenter

[Boojatta]

7. I recommend a visit to the original source ...

http://onlinebooks.library.upenn.edu/

Look for:
Carroll, Lewis

Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There

Chapter 4 Tweedledum and Tweedledee

[siligut]

8. Thank you for the link Boojatta

That is a very useful site. :hi:

[MilesColtrane]

4. Yeh, that's right, I'm the Egg Man

Driving around, king of the town
Always got my windows rolled down
You know, I'm the Egg Man


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnYgPjYggf8

[sakabatou]

5. Does he look like this?

[taterguy]

6. I'm sure that there are chapters of Narcotics Anonymous in Deleware

They'll provide you with the help you need.