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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 05:42 PM
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Why can't we ride Narwhals like horses?
Fuck a zebra.

I want something with horns and shit.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 06:21 PM
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1. I dare you. I triple-dog-dare you!
Edited on Mon Nov-28-11 06:22 PM by KamaAina
I hear there are several openings in the Vienna Boys' Choir. :evilgrin:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 06:23 PM
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2. of course it's already on Facebook
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Obama-riding-on-a-Narwhal/262405648790
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freshwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 06:31 PM
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3. It's not safe and it's damned cold where they live. Plus, they don't trust humans. So there!
Is that enough reasons to not do it?

Seriously, if you want 'horns and shit,' get some tickets and go to the symphony. Then during intermission head for the bathroom and see how long it takes you to ge to use the can. Report back to us when it's all over.

Plus, don't try to ride a narwhal. It's illegal. And get off my lawn, kid!

:rofl:
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 06:33 PM
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4. this guy has horns,



and shit
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freshwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 07:07 PM
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6. That is one pissed off bovine.
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-11 07:02 PM
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5. It's because we need to breathe air ...
... and shit?
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-11 12:00 PM
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7. Ride it
Like a unicorn.
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