I think I broke DU3. n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

[kayakjohnny]

1. I thought it was me.

Whew!

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

2. I didn't break DU3

but I may have broken a host.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. That's funny... you don't LOOK Catholic!!! n/t

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

4. Not anymore

I got kicked out when I told them that when I died, I wanted my casket to say Valhalla or Bust

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I STILL may be the only kid in my Catholic highschool to flunk RELIGION!!!

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S'OK, though. Over the summer, my "makeup" work in order to get a
passing grade was to read and critque (with a "religious" eye) the
novel "Catch 22" -- so THAT was fun.
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What wasn't is the "critique" was to answer essay questions that
were hardcore propaganda in nature.
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Q: "Did Yossarian's "godlessness" contribute to his poor outlook
on life?"
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A: "Not as much as the fact that HE WAS IN A FUCKING WAR
where he was trying to kill people who were trying to kill him!!!!"
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I hold that failure close to my heart as a real unique achievement.
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[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

7. And here I thought it was a combination

of being ignored while he ran around naked and the fact that they decided the Medic (I don't recall exactly who it was) died when he wasn't really in the plane. Kind of hard to have a good outlook when you realize they can decide you're dead when you are standing right there in front of them.




Anyway, have I ever told you my take on the Great Gatsby?

The truth is that Gatsby was a whale. I'm still not sure what kind of whale though. Since he was all hung up on Miss Penny and her dock, he was probably a Sperm Whale.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. The first half of your post... I SERIOUSLY thought you were talking about me!!!

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I've been inappropriately nekkid a time or ten (don't you MISS streaking?).
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[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Meant to reply directly to Tyrs n/t