CONGRATULATIONS GOPISEVIL!! 30,000 POSTS

[newyawker99]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! :bounce:


Great job David! :toast: :party: :wow:

[curse10]

1. Yeah!

Congrats! :party: :toast: :toast: :party:

[GOPisEvil]

25. Thanks groupie!

Wanna come backstage? :P

:party:

[curse10]

59. do you even have to ask?

:P

[GOPisEvil]

60. Watch out for the roadie!

If he says you have to blow him to get backstage, don't fall for that trick.

;-)

[DemExpat]

2. WOW.........congrats!

:toast: :toast: :toast:

:party:

:bounce:

DemEx

[GOPisEvil]

26. Thank ya...thank ya *doffs cap*

[molly]

3. WOW!!!!

:hi: :party:

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

No kidding!

:hi:

[Paradise]

4. HOLY MOLY!!

WOW:wow: CONGRATULATIONS:toast:

[GOPisEvil]

28. How do you get your moly holy?

Do you have the pope pray for it?

Thanks! :hi:

[Paradise]

35. :)Thanks for the desperately needed laugh:) n/t

[GOPisEvil]

5. What the....? A surprise party?! For me?

Thanks! Wow, I sure don't have much of a life, do I? :party:

[matcom]

6. GET A FUCKING LIFE ASSHOLE!!!

:wow:

:toast: buddy! :hi:

[GOPisEvil]

7. A life? Do they sell those at Costco?

I need to look into that. :think:

[matcom]

8. they sell them at Wal-mart

but i hear its a pretty meager existence :P

[GOPisEvil]

10. Figures. I never go into Wal-Mart.

:D

[elfwitch]

94. You could always drive to

Nueva Laredo and buy a life on the cheap.
You could catch a donkey show while you are down there too.

BTW - big smoochy congrats to you.

[GOPisEvil]

95. Ewww....no!

I'd have to boil myself afterward. :scared:

Thanks...big smoochy thanks!

[DS1]

9. get to work!!

:toast:

[GOPisEvil]

11. I am at work.

Oh, you mean my actual job...it's getting done amidst all the posts. :D

[BOSSHOG]

12. Time to celebrate GIE

THE FRENCH QUARTER FESTIVAL IS ON NEXT WEEKEND. The weather forecast looks good, the food forecast is, well you know, the music forecast is awesome. I think 30K posts deserves a stroll through Jackson Square next Saturday sampling all the food. Come on, I know you can just taste it.

[GOPisEvil]

15. That does sound good.

Hmmm

[jobycom]

18. Wow, can I come for my 5607th post?

Not nearly as disgusting as 30K, but it still represents a complete lack of life, doesn't it?

[GOPisEvil]

19. Definitely!

Any excuse to go to NO.

[BOSSHOG]

27. Come on down

The only requirement is you can't pee in the street. And did I mention the FOOD?

[jobycom]

32. I grew up near there, I know the food!

[jobycom]

33. But I beg to differ

I've seen a lot of people in the streets!

[jobycom]

13. This is like congratulating someone for eating their 500th goldfish

But Congrats, anyway, you sick puppy you!!

[soleft]

14. Wow.

Congrats!

[Florida_Geek]

16. How does that Aggie find time away from his

golf and sheep to post that many :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

20. Take the sheep to the golf course.

Aggie ingenuity. :D

[underpants]

17. Fastest post in the west

CONGRATS! a**hole

[GOPisEvil]

21. Say that with a smile, pardner!

:D

[LynneSin]

22. He's a SLACKERASS

I mean he's being paid for by Texan Tax Payers and spending time here when he should be sucking-up to Governor Goodhair. Slackerass through and through



We :loveya: and are glad to have you on our team

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

23. Hey! Goodhair denied he was gay!

He probably wouldn't like me sucking up.

:loveya:

[commander bunnypants]

24. get a job slacker!!!!!

go bust some more fraud cases. Come up to VA, there is so much much fraud going on it will make your head spin. one guy just pulled a ten year sentence. You know what I mean!!

DDQM

[GOPisEvil]

29. I'm sending one out right now!

I send those referrals out every day. :-)

[commander bunnypants]

30. also he has been ordered to pay back city guvment

like 1.3 million..

funny contract deals

DDQM

[GOPisEvil]

31. Ouch!!!

We work recipients on my side. The providers are on the other side. We just merged with them, and are undergoing reorg. now. :scared:

[Robb]

34. What a schmoe!

...And it takes one to know one! :D

:toast: :party: :bounce: :bounce: :party: :toast:

[GOPisEvil]

40. Does that make you a schlemiel or a schlamazel?

Thanks! Ya dingmod! :D

[Robb]

49. The nachas that I'm feeling right now!

Because you're a mishpucha to me. When I heard you hit so many posts, I let out a geschrei. And I'm running with my friend, running around like a vilde chaya, right into the forum. So, I've got the spilkes 'cause I'm sitting right there. And it's a mitzvah, what you did, and I want to try to give that back to you - a kinehora, say! :D

note: "Waiting for Guffman" reference...

[Don_G]

36. 30,000?

Man, that's a whole lot of Evil!! :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

41. Plenty more where that came from, too!

:evilgrin:

[arwalden]

37. Congratulations To One Of My Favorite People Around Here...

Hi David! I always look forward to reading your witty posts and in gleaning a bit from the pearls of wisdom you scatter around at the feet of the humble masses who gather 'round you. (YES! We are all individuals!)

-- Allen

[GOPisEvil]

42. Thanks Allen! You're one of my favorite folks too!

That was incredibly nice. If I weren't so humble, I'd get a complex. :-)

[buddhamama]

38. Bravo !

it is my pleaure to offer you Congratulations and Best Wishes.
You're one of my favorite DUers.
Thanks! And Keep `em coming.
:toast: :bounce: :toast:

[GOPisEvil]

43. Thanks! You're one of my favorites, too!

I'm glad you're around more these days!

[Intelsucks]

39. Damn, that's a lot of posts! Been here long?

:yourock:

[GOPisEvil]

44. A day or two.

Thanks! :hi:

[Richardo]

45. When did all this happen!?

Congrats and kudos to one of the best uses of public monies in Texas... :toast:

[GOPisEvil]

47. Sorta happens when you reply to every poster on congrats threads!

:bounce:

Thanks Rich! :yourock:

[pmbryant]

46. 30033. Congratulations!

30K! A momentous milestone. Looking forward to many more!

:bounce:

Peter

[GOPisEvil]

48. I'm waiting for 33,333...kinda like odometer watching.

I'm about to hit 90,000 in the evilmobile.

Thanks Peter! :hi:

[VelmaD]

50. Jeezus H Christ...

on a popsicle stick. That's a lot of posts. Now I feel like such a slacker. :)

Congratulations Bro! :party: :toast: :beer:

[GOPisEvil]

51. Does this mean I am more of a slacker or less of a slacker?

I'm confused. :crazy:

:party::beer:

[VelmaD]

54. Well...you are a work slacker...

cause you're posting here all the time on the company dime. I am a DU slacker because I've been here since day 1 and only have a little over 7000 posts.

[GOPisEvil]

55. Ah yes...but my work gets done.

So I slack...and yet I do not slack...it's very zen.

[bearfan454]

66. Me too with my wimpy 2422 posts.

Time to get busy I guess.

[ZenLefty]

52. Time to change the oil and get a tune up

Brakes should be fine, seeing as you apparently never use them. :D

:toast:

[GOPisEvil]

53. I'm not going to ask where the spark plug goes!

:o

[ZenLefty]

56. Matcom knows

Why do you think he buys all that heavy axle grease? :+

[GOPisEvil]

57. I thought he was into building rear ends.

:7

[kitkatrose]

58. Holy Crap!!!!

:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:

So how often do I have to post a day to get that many posts? :)
Seriously, though, congrats and keep posting--you're really kinda funny. :toast: :beer:

[GOPisEvil]

61. From sunrise to sunset...

Thanks. Kinda. ;-)

[muchacho]

62. Congratulations!

and GO SPURS!!

[GOPisEvil]

64. Darn straight!

Go Spurs! :-) Thanks!

[Fleshdancer]

63. that's a whole lotta typin' buddy

so does this make you an official DU legend? You should at least get a t-shirt or something for your efforts.

[GOPisEvil]

65. Wow...I should have thought of that before I bought one.

I'm headed to DC soon. I'll stop by DU world HQ and ask about that. ;-)

[Fleshdancer]

68. they could make you a VIP card and lamenate it.

definately look into your options while you're at HQ!

[GOPisEvil]

69. Sweet!

Man...a DU VIP. Life is good! :D

[Kadie]

67. Congratulations!

Very impressive. And I must say many of your posts bring a smile to my face.

:party: :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

71. Thanks! I've been enthralled by your kitty.

Love the paw prints! :hi:

[bearfan454]

70. You are kicking some ass David !

Keep on posting.

[GOPisEvil]

72. Thanks! There's a lot of asses to be kicked down here as you know!

We need to plan a DU Austin picnic before it gets too hot.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

73. That's 30 THOUSAND?

:wow:

Definitely congratulations are in order.

:toast:

[GOPisEvil]

76. Thanks Lydia. My lack of life is shocking, isn't it?

:D

[Zomby Woof]

74. THREADJACKING ASSHOLE!!!!!

I need a slack state job like you. :P

Congrats brother!!! :toast: :loveya: :bounce: :party: :yourock:

[GOPisEvil]

75. Yes you do. I recommend them for all my friends!

Thanks brother! :beer:

[Rabrrrrrr]

77. Woo hoooooo hoooooey!!

Well done!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

78. Thank you thank you! You too, for joining the 5-digit club!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[kmla]

79. Wowsers. Thassa lotta postin'.

Now that we've discerned what you REALLY do while you are at work...;-)

What are you gonna do for an encore, man?

Congrats - :party: :toast: :beer:

[GOPisEvil]

80. I dunno...30,000 more?

:D I haven't pissed everybody off yet.

:beer:

[jus_the_facts]

81. Congratulations David....

.....big :hug: and a big wet :* :loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

82. Thanks Amber!

:hug::loveya::*

[BurtWorm]

83. Whuh...

:wow:

I thought they cut you off after 25,000!

Congratulations! :toast:

[GOPisEvil]

85. You have to pay off the mods!

:D Thanks!

[BurtWorm]

87. Shoot!

Well, I have 15,000 posts to go. I'll start a savings account now. ;) Happy Easter!

[m-jean03]

84. Obviously you are not lacking in groupies...

but I'll congratulate you anyway. I had no idea you were so...prolific...my friend!

:wow: :toast:

[GOPisEvil]

86. Lots of hot air, eh?

Thanks! :hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

88. Have a brew!

:beer:

Congrats!

[GOPisEvil]

89. Thank you!

It's always beer-thirty! :beer:

[Skittles]

90. YOUR NEXT FLOGGING IS FREE, DAVID

YOU DESERVE IT !!! :D

[GOPisEvil]

91. You anit-American, anti-military, anti-men communist!!!!!!!!!!!

You can flog me anytime! :D

[Skittles]

92. YOU FORGOT ANNOYING

I'M ANNOYING EITHER BECAUSE I'M ANTI-AMERICAN OR BECAUSE SOMETIMES I TYPE IN ALL CAPS. :o

[GOPisEvil]

93. F*** those conservative windbag pieces of S***!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY CAN KISS MY A**!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

96. Woo Hoo...drinks for Davey

on the hood of my car!

[GOPisEvil]

97. Yeehaw!!!! Let's cruise for women, too!

:bounce: Thanks, hon!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

106. Sounds like a plan..get your ass out here

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

116. I need to win the lottery!

There are so many DU trips to make, and only so much time and money. :-)

[SiouxJ]

98. Congrats Zeus!!

whew! I almost missed it. I haven't checked in for a day or two as I'm up to my eyeballs in paint (painting the inside of my house). Something told me to take a break from it and check DU.

Way to go! :toast: :party: :bounce: :loveya: :hug:

[GOPisEvil]

102. Thanks Freya!!!

:loveya::party::bounce:

I'm glad you were able to get away from the painting to stop by and say hi! :*

[latebloomer]

99. Yee-ha!!

Isn't that what y'all say down in Texas!

You give good post! Congrats.

[GOPisEvil]

103. Hooooooo-ey!

Thanks! :beer:

[Kathleen04]

100. Congrats!!

Here's to 30,000 more! :toast:

[GOPisEvil]

104. Thanks. I hope to be around that long!

:beer:

[citizen snips]

101. Thats a lot of posts.

Congrats GopisEvil.

[GOPisEvil]

105. Thanks! Mang!

;-)

[citizen snips]

107. How long did it take you to get 30,000 posts?

n/t

[GOPisEvil]

108. Over two years.

That and a boring job will get ya to 30k. ;-)

[citizen snips]

109. I go to school.

now that is boring but DU is blocked so it is going to be a while before I get 30k.

[GOPisEvil]

110. Sorry to hear that.

Everyone will make it eventually.

[SOteric]

111. WooHoo!

Congratulations to one of my best DU pals and all-time favourit posters...and a real cutie, too - even in a French Maid's costume. :loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

112. Thanks sweetie!

Everyone of the words that you wrote could be written by me about you. Although I have to use my imagination about the french maid's outfit. ;-)

:loveya:

[bigwillq]

113. Congrats on your accomplishment! (nt)

[GOPisEvil]

117. Thanks! (nt)

[mvd]

114. A big congrats!

Great job, and it's always fun to talk to another music enthusiast. :thumbsup: :toast:

[GOPisEvil]

118. Thanks Matt!

:toast:

[SarahB]

115. Wow! Congratulations!

:toast:

[GOPisEvil]

119. Thanks!

:beer::hi:

[MissMillie]

120. You totally rock!

:party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party:


Congratulations!

[GOPisEvil]

121. Thanks!

:yourock: too!

[Pale Blue Dot]

122. Holy freakin' crap!

30,000 posts and 29998 that say something nice about another DUer.

WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THE OTHER TWO, YOU FREEPER???!!!??

(BTW, I owe you a beer in Philly. Congrats!)

:beer:

[GOPisEvil]

123. Hehe! Thanks!

That beer sounds good already! TWO WEEKS!!!! I'll be in the air to BWI in TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!! :bounce: See ya in Philly!

[salin]

124. YOOOOOOOOWWWWWWzaaaaaaaaaaa!

what a talkative guy, you are, David...

Can't believe I almost missed this party... wooooooohooooooooo!

In honor of your fine participation in wrestling the radical republicaligators... for you... http://www.alligatorwrestling.com /

[GOPisEvil]

125. I'm glad you made it!!!

That's an interesting cartoon...a series! :D

:hi:

[salin]

126. wouldn't have wanted to miss it.

found your cartoon on a quick look for an intersting pic that could perhaps be used by matcom's fine photoshopart in your honor... but decided that he might do too much evil - and that the cartoon was cute instead... and don't you feel at times like when the little freepers arrive here that it is sorta like a 'gator wrastling match?

[RFKHumphreyObama]

127. Congratulations David

Thank you for providing such a warm, friendly, welcoming, entertaining, humorous dimension to DU –this place just wouldn’t be the same without you. You are one of my favourite posters here on DU and I’ve always thoroughly enjoyed and valued your contributions. Keep up the excellent posts and the good work

SD1981
(who will never forget the wonderful contributions you made to our Daily Threads in the Lounge each and every day)