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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 02:29 PM
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Does your Cock Fight?
I post this as a public service announcement. If your Cock has a tendency to get rowdy, or to get physical and out of hand you may want to monitor the Louisiana State Legislature which is entertaining a bill which will outlaw cockfighting. I'd hate to dissuade anyone from visiting the Bayou State - " The Sportsmen's Paradise" but if you have an overactive Cock, beware. What's the solution - Cock Ritalin?
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 02:31 PM
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1. mine is a lover not a fighter
:)
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 02:34 PM
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2. If you raise them correctly....
They won't get out of hand!

The solution? The only medication I know of only makes them rowdier. I'd just suggest tender loving care!
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 02:35 PM
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3. I do not possess a cock
My husband does, however, but he only lets me visit his cock occasionally. I have seen his cock in an irritated state as well as a very relaxed state...so I don't know if his cock is a true fighter, or just easily excitable...hmmmm. Should I ask him to leave his cock at home should we travel to LA???
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 02:35 PM
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4. Yeah, but Mike Hunt fights back.
:nuke:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 02:38 PM
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5. I swear this is a sex thread
but I don't think I've gathered enough proof of that yet
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puerco-bellies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 02:39 PM
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6. Even though he rarely fights..
He still takes an occasional beating.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 02:41 PM
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7. I hear if you coat him with
Vaseline he won't have as many scratches and scrapes...
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-04 02:44 PM
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8. I'm locking this
it has turned into a sex thread .
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