Rings 'n' Things & Teddy Bears

[Alii]

Mom, take it easy, that comb hurts. Mommy, what are these bumps on your chest? They sure feel good. OUCH!

Mommy, why are you always crabby lately? Is it because dad is working two jobs to keep us together? Is it because I never hear happy groans from your room anymore?

Mommy, guess what, we had a mock poll in all the kindergartens in Pennsylvania today. Barack Obama won by thirty points. Don’t know nuthin about demographics but who cares. Some classmates required a learning process; they weren’t getting it at home. Even Hillary, ya know that cute little blonde chic that lives up the street, voted for him. Yeah, the one that cackles like a hen in heat when she laughs. Boy, she sure can tell some whoppers. Said that she’s going to start using her middle name, getting a bad time from other students. Think I got the hots for her. What does hots mean mommy? Does it have something to do with my friend showing me his rabbit hutch?

Mommy, you have a lot of Barack Obama stuff around the house. You are one smart mamma. I’ve even been showing grandma, and the older one, how to research and Google on the ‘net. They are coming around. C’mon guys, think of my future.

Mommy, there are a lot of nasty people here on the ‘net. Maybe if they learned how to research before making whoppers they too could become more educated. They should Google 807 and NAFTA. Wasn’t it NAFTA that caused daddy to lose his good job and now has to work two smaller jobs to keep us together? Even we kindergarteners know that the big Hillary supported NAFTA and the thing in Iraq. We are not easily fooled, that takes years of practice.

Mommy, maybe if we can get Barack Obama elected there will be happy groans again from your bedroom and others around the country. I’d like a baby sister.

Gimme a break, we kindergarteners don’t know political correctness from BS. That too takes years of practice...so my mommy tells me.