it looks like I'll lose everything soon, how should I time it so I qualify for a bailout?

[leftofthedial]

I'd hate to go bankrupt the day after they hand out the checks, or two weeks too early or something.

I did that by becoming unemployed nine months before they extended unemployment benefits, so I got screwed out of who knows how many pounds of government cheese.

[NMDemDist2]

1. file already

by the time we did, we wondered why we waited so long...

:hug:

[crim son]

2. I'm with you.

Married and a housewife for eighteen years. The husband says "fuck off" and I say, "what?" I need a serious bailout and I guarantee that I'm worthy.

Doesn't it enrage you? Seriously. Even if I put my own ridiculous situation aside, there are so many individuals and families who are worse off and who have never gotten a break.

Small rant due to the late hour.

[Citizen Number 9]

3. For mortgage assistance

I think you have to be 90 days delinquent, so you'd better stop payment on that last check if it hasn't cleared yet.

[man4allcats]

4. I'm wondering if it's possible to incorporate my yard into it's

own little town. Then I could join with other municipalities in the request for bailout money. Believe me, if I thought it would work I'd go for it! }( Seriously, best of luck to you.

[TomInTib]

5. We laughed when our friends cashed out....

Laughed...

And now I have lost 45% of my ass.

Damn...

Tom

[snot]

6. thx 4 one of the more thoughtful AND useful posts lately.

[JohnWxy]

7. unless you're a bank, suckitup.

[leftofthedial]

8. but, but, but

I'm too big to fail!