here are ways of making green babies, none of them too alien, writes Simon Webster.
THERE'S no doubt about it: humans are bad for the environment, and the sooner we're all wiped out by plague, pestilence and rising oceans, the better off we'll be.
If only we didn't reproduce, all our problems would have been solved long ago. But even the greenest of eco-warriors will keep having eco-nookie, the naughty things, and the result can all too often be a little bundle of greenhouse gases just waiting to be emitted.
Selective population control is the answer. Plasma television owners should be limited to one child. Non-plasma owners would be allowed two children. Dilemmas readers who can produce a barcode from today's Herald would be allowed as many as they like on the grounds that the babies will be clean, green eco-machines.
Let's start at the bottom. The typical baby goes through 6000 disposable nappies, says the NSW Department of the Environment and Climate Change. About 800 million nappies a year are added to Australian landfill, where those cute little pictures of Winnie the Pooh are mummified for centuries.
You'd think that would make the decision easy. However, studies comparing the environmental impact of cloth and disposable nappies have come up with wildly different results.
Advocates of disposables cite a much-debated 2005 life cycle analysis by the British Government's Environment Agency that found little difference in the environmental impact of disposables, cloth nappies that were washed at home and cloth nappies provided and washed by a laundry service.
However, it did note that for cloth nappies the main source of environmental impact came from generating the electricity to wash and dry them.
While reducing the environmental impact of disposables is up to manufacturers, reducing the impact of cloth nappies washed at home is something we can do, by signing up for Greenpower and using eco-friendly laundry methods.
Don't forget to dry in the sun: it not only saves the world, but also helps get rid of obstinate poo stains at the same time. Using the same nappies on subsequent offspring further reduces their impact.
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http://www.smh.com.au/news/environment/pitterpatter-of-small-feet-without-big-footprints/2008/08/12/1218306901783.html