Saw the Wolf Ad...Why wolves? Why Not Bunnies?

[noise626]

So I'm in Colorado (GO SALAZAR!!), and I finally get to see this Wolves ad. And I sat for a moment in stoned silence. And then I laughed and laughed and laughed....

If this is the devestating LBJ/Goldwatereque ad the Rove has been squealing with glee over.....uh, you missed.

That being said, what could make it better?

Bunnies? (Specifically Terror Bunnies...Night of the Lepus but scarier)

"Kerry did'nt do exactly what we said, Al-Quada trained bunnies are heading into our borders with nasty big pointy teeth......"

pax
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[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Gerbils.

Shoulda been gerbils. For all the disgusting reasons your fevered brains can come up with. ;-)

[undercover_brother]

2. OMG, not the terror bunnies!!!!!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I thought I was the only person on earth who'd admit to

having seen "Night of the Lepus." A cinematic gem...

[noise626]

8. oh yeah...Giant bunnies? Deforest Kelly???

....yep, I had to see it!

:)

pax
ant

[flowomo]

4. bunnies are vulnerable to The Holy Handgrenade,...

so they aren't scary enuf.

[Kipepeo]

6. Monty Python Rabbit with

Big pointy teeth:

http://www.toyvault.com/montypython/



LOL

[flowomo]

7. Now THAT'S a scary wabbit!

[Kipepeo]

10. No kidding

Quick, someone tell Rove to put these in a commercial so people will vote for Bush.

Because that's...logical...right? As logical as the wolves one anyway.

:7

[RevCheesehead]

12. Don't misunderestimate those rabbits!

[incapsulated]

9. I warned yew! I warned yew!

But oh, no!

Well, it's always the same, "it's just a harmless bunny rabbit...."

[Kipepeo]

13. Run Away! Run Away!

[flowomo]

14. Relive the horrible moment!

TIM:
There he is!
ARTHUR:
Where?
TIM:
There!

ARTHUR:
What, behind the rabbit?
TIM:
It is the rabbit.
ARTHUR:
You silly sod!
TIM:
What?
ARTHUR:
You got us all worked up!
TIM:
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR:
Ohh.
TIM:
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN:
You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM:
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

GALAHAD:
Get stuffed!
TIM:
He'll do you up a treat, mate.
GALAHAD:
Oh, yeah?
ROBIN:
You mangy Scots git!
TIM:
I'm warning you!
ROBIN:
What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM:
He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR:
Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS:
Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
TIM:
Look!


BORS:
Aaaugh!



ARTHUR:
Jesus Christ!
TIM:
I warned you!

[incapsulated]

16. "He'll do *you* up a treat, mate."

Loved that line then, still use it now. :)

[ogradda]

5. i think i was supposed to be frightened

now if they had shown a pack of bush's circling me.... yeow!:scared:

[RevCheesehead]

20. Don't you mean.....a SHRUBBERY????

[incapsulated]

21. NEE! NEE! NEE!

[Crunchy Frog]

22. What about...

a SHRUBBERY!!!!




edit: Damn, someone beat me to it.:grr:

[pansypoo53219]

11. i don't know if it is still on the website

but the John Michael Kohler Art center had a great VERY viscious looking rabbi painting on their website. unfortunately i deleted the wabbit.

[ProgressiveFool]

15. obviously

They didn't do bunnies 'cuz the DNC would just counter with a clip from Monty Python's Holy Grail.

on edit - teaches me to post before reading the whole thing through. That was a set-up!

[Kipepeo]

18. What set up?

just a friendly bunny...

[nankerphelge]

17. Those wolves are pissed off...

that Bush is allowing them to be hunted.

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/041022/dcf047_1.html

[Darby]

19. New flyer - "Republicans Cry Wolf" - on home page at BigPath

www.bigpath.net


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2528932

[obiwan]

23. Great soundtrack for this ad....

... Grace Slick and Paul Kanter, "When I Was A Boy I Watched The Wolves" from the "Sunfighter" album, mid '70's. Check it out.