What are the odds of Zarqawi being caught before the election?

[Bush was AWOL]

I'll go with 2:1

This capture has been pimped more than Saddam was.

This guy will be their October surprise, imo.

[Dem2theMax]

1. Aren't we still debating on whether or not he really exists?

At least I think I saw that on the board recently. I can't keep up with all of this. I need more brains. Off to see the Wizard. :)

[RafterMan]

3. Whether or not he exists

is immaterial in considering whether or not he gets caught.

For the record, I say he exists and will not be caught before the election.

[VolcanoJen]

2. Zilcho.

The Bush Administration would have shot their wad a week or two ago. Anything now just looks, well, disingenuous. As in, what the fuck took you so long?

They're utterly incompetent. I'm not looking for an October Surprise so much as an October Lame Desperate Hail-Mary Stunt.

[slor]

4. The conspiracy theorist in me says...

he will be caught 2 days before the election. The realist in me, and this is what I normally go with, says that this administration is so utterly incompetent that they could not catch him if he was in the Oval office.

[VolcanoJen]

5. Who wins, slor?

I'm going with the realist slor. :D

[Mr E McSquare]

6. If he is caught

make sure to look for the freezer burn.
Same goes for Bin Ladin.
Also....I getting really friggin tired of talking about the October surprise.
I've always said and still say till this day THEY AINT GOT SHIT.
I agree with the post that says they would have blown there load already.
Pre-mature EJ is a repug hallmark.
Only they call it pre-emptive ejaculation!
Better to cum first then not at all.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. My sources say

that China has both Zarqawi & bin Laden and that
they are going to turn them over to Kerry in the
middle of his inauguration in exchange for Texas
and two minor leaguers to be named later.

[kentuck]

8. Better than Osama being caught....

But they will say he is more "important" than Osama if he is caught..