Al Franken: What if Jeff Guckert was having sex with the President?

[Liberty Belle]

Al Franken just said this on Air America!

"When you bring a male prostitute into the White House Press Room, there is the potential for extortion. Let's just say he was having sex with Scott McClellan, not that we have any reason to think that. Or what if Jeff Guckert was having sex with the President?"

[NYCGirl]

1. Yeah, but then he laughed.

Make sure you realize it was A JOKE!

[bloom]

9. Doesn't mean it couldn't be true. eom

[cheshire]

64. What other kind of Mandate could Bush have meant he had?

[murray hill farm]

2. We all know...what then....

..if only we could find that connection....i know..in my dreams...euuuuuuuuuuu! never mind!

[Norquist Nemesis]

3. "Some people"

think this may be the case!

:evilgrin:

[BR_Parkway]

10. You know, I'm starting the hear this more and more n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. And taht is just the top of the iceberg

Gannon was very bribable

Becuase of American Sexual Mores there is a reason this man could never receive a clearance, yet he was shown above TS documents.

Chew on that and this is why Franken is asking this question... this could very well be a national security issue, not the lewinsky scandal, but this one oh boy

Here is the values crowd provng to the world how you soil the WH the RIGHT WAY!

[MadisonProgressive]

32. He could have been 'gotten to' by foreign spy services

[madhat]

5. I love Al Franken

I do. I really do.

[brainshrub]

6. That's a stupid joke.

That's something the Cons would have said if this had happened during the Clinton Admin.

[Enraged_Ape]

8. What's sauce for the goose...

is sauce for the Gannon.

[brainshrub]

13. As a member of the pun police:

I must now hunt you down and kill you.

Nothing personal.

[Occulus]

18. 'Kay, that's just baaaaaaaad....

[Botany]

26. Mangate humor?

Sauce for the Gannon? LOL

[knight_of_the_star]

63. Bush said he had a ManDate

I don't think anyone expected him to mean that literally!

[hollowdweller]

79. Now THAT was good! You got me laughing! Thanks!

[rocktivity]

30. Shouldn't that be "sauce ON the Gannon," Enraged_Ape?

:evilgrin:
rocknation

[calimary]

49. Certainly a Loose Gannon.

Well, Franken is saying it. But I'll bet a lot more people are thinking it.

[InfluenzB]

15. you bet!

[TomClash]

16. What goes around comes around

:bounce:

[chicagojoe]

17. Anything that could hurt the Bush WH

is worth its' weight in gold.
FUCK Bush.

[TNMOM]

73. That's why I like it!!

We're fighting back, using their weapons. Go ahead and take the high road to defeat. Me, I'm taking whatever road leads to victory.

I can't get enough of this Gannon story. All the buzz creates pressure. Someone's going to crack this story wide open.

[FreedomAngel82]

7. Gotta love it!

Haha. I'll have to listen to the repeat in the morning. LOL.

[Alpharetta]

11. Just because the President said his wife was a lump in bed

doesn't mean he's gay.

And neither does his being a cheerleader, or any of the other sexually ambiguous things he does to entice the Log Cabin Republicans.

The point is the White House used a prostitute to expose a CIA operative who was looking for WMD. The point is "Jeff Gannon" is the link to treason by this administration.

[NewJeffCT]

20. so true

And, just because Bush said that male reporter had a pretty face...doesn't mean he's gay, either.

Though, some people say...

[Fleshdancer]

22. and rubbing the heads of bald men is normal hetero activity too

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3115987

and who's the bald head in that fourth pic anyway?

:)

[bush_is_wacko]

58. As a woman with this particular fetish... It is very sexy to rub a bald

man's head. My husband has been balding since we were in our early twenties and the more bald he gets the more he is a turn on. He is almost completely bald at this point and i encourage him to shave his head on a regular basis.

I'm not accusing bush of anything just saying this is a KNOWN fetish.

[MadisonProgressive]

33. And 'the point is' also that there could be much more than that

[XemaSab]

35. Or that

he'd never really had a girlfriend before laura, and he married her in a few weeks 'cause he didn't think he'd be able to get elected without a wife.

[KansDem]

41. Hmmmm, does this explain the girl he didn't marry..."

Father George had just graduated from the oil business to Congress, having defeated District Attorney Frank Briscoe for the job. Barbara had not yet become 'Bar,' the white-haired mother of the nation. The heaviest title in the family still belonged to former Connecticut senator Prescott Bush.

The announced marriage does seem puzzling, since by all accounts Bush was a wild and crazy party guy at Yale whose carousing, according to friends, continued well into his thirties before he settled down with his wife, Laura, and gave up boozing.

Bush spokeswoman Karen Hughes checked with the governor and reported back. "Yes, Governor Bush, while he was in college, was very briefly engaged to a very fine person he thinks the world of," explained Hughes. "Ultimately, they went their separate ways." According to Hughes, they do not keep in touch.

As to the details of the long-ago engagement, the wall of silence by family and friends that has so far shielded Bush's younger years from media scrutiny continues to hold. Wolfman has since married, taken the name Young and moved out of state. Attempts to contact her were unsuccessful. A call to her grandfather Roy Hazelhurst, now retired in Kerrville, yielded a slight crack.
(more)

http://www.houstonpress.com/issues/1999-03-25/news3.html

[XemaSab]

56. They were

"good friends..."

I see...........

Wonder why they broke it off? Anti-semitism or homophobia? Tough one....

[zann725]

70. OMG! I forgot he was a cheerleader too!

n/t

[Liberty Belle]

74. good point. How many straight male cheerleaders do you know?

[goodhue]

12. indeed

This is the question that begs for an investigation!

[PROGRESSIVE1]

14. Tip of the Ice Berg! What about the "Lesbian Daughter" of Dick Cheney?

:silly:

[Senior citizen]

19. If Guckert was having sex with the President

then we should stop ragging on him because he deserves our deepest sympathies. This is a rough world, but nobody should have to sink that low. Poor thing.

[Spike from MN]

39. Guckert was just doing to *

what * has been doing to ALL of us. Maybe Guckert was just getting even for us. He sacrificed himself for the greater good. Or something like that.

Franken needs to tie this whole thing in with *'s attempts to ban gay marriage. "Sources close to the WH" say that * proposed to Guckert but Guckert turned him down. Of course, this enraged * so he started the whole gay marriage ban thing because if he couldn't marry Guckert, no one could. Or something like that.

[Liberty Belle]

75. or he figured no one would suspect his deep dark secret

if publicly he opposed gay marriage.

[F.Gordon]

21. That could explain his* swagger when he walks

And all this time I thought he was just a tough guy. Turns out he was walking back from an encounter with Jeff's "7 1/2 inches cut".
:evilgrin:

[Pachamama]

44. Bwahahahaha! Swagger the result of Jimmy-Jeff's "Lasting Impressions"

:spank:

[Liberty Belle]

76. Also explains the fetish for dressing up--uniforms and that

Truman Capote get-up from the other day.

[Liberty Belle]

77. Not far-fetched. Read "Sex & the Capitol" WP 1990

http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:tKZOoL_hzyAJ:www.n

[Botany]

23. Mangate the cancer on the President grows ....... CNN style

......... "Let's go out to the White House, now. Where Susan Malvaux,
is covering this story."
"Yes, Wolf the mood here is tense. Little Scotty McCelleun was seen
openly weeping and was being comforted by a muscular security
agent. But with Bulldog tenacity I will be on this story."

"Good job, Susan."

"Thanks Wolf."


lol

If this had happened under Clinton ....... :grr:

[despairing optimist]

62. The Bush WH, where men are men and the horses are nervous

[zann725]

72. LOL! Thanks...I needed that!

n/t

[s-cubed]

24. If jeff & * were having sex, then jeff is a dead man. n/t

[katmondoo]

25. Is this the reason for not getting Air America on line?

[SoCalDemGrrl]

28. Yeah - I can't stream it either right now....

Fortunately Air America just came on the air in S. California, so I switched on the radio and the Al Franken show is currently on. Still it's strange that we can stream it right now.

[Vinnie From Indy]

36. I Can't Get it either??? WTF? n/t

[SoCalDemGrrl]

27. Maybe this explains the Lieberman Kiss after the State of the Union.

[thecorster]

29. Gannon had sex with Karl rove too

(Just kidding) But he did write this memo:

(Just kidding about that too) More here: http://www.whitehousememos.com

[Pachamama]

45. I think its more likely that Jimmy-Jeff had sex with Rove...Gay Men I know

wouldn't let * touch them even if he WAS President.....

:puke:

Let's see - even though there are plenty of closeted "married" men having gay lovers, lets take a look at Karl Rove - Unmarried and never linked romantically to any women? I'd say that we have a very likely candidate there....besides, anyone remember Gannon/Guckert ina a WH Press Conference bringing up those "Protesters" outside of Rove's house? Maybe Jimmy-Jeff knew because he was inside? :eyes:

[zann725]

71. Ughhh!

n/t

[Cats Against Frist]

31. You GO Al

That's on page #1 of the Rush Limbaugh playbook. Just say it. Just plant the seed, and let imaginations do with it what they will. Doesn't matter if it's true.

All you need is the seed.

Kudos to Al.

[hyphenate]

34. Well, even if it's not true

They made a Federal case out of nothing on Bill Clinton, what with travelgate, Whitewater, Monica and about another dozen charges which came from nowhere. And we already know that Bushit is a damned liar and a Teflon moron, so what's gonna help our cause in getting him the hell out of the white house? Come on, folks, I don't think we need be above our homegrown enemies in spreading a little "white lie" and help get the bastard impeached! (Of course, we might be stuck with Dickhead if it happens, but we could implicate Dickhead in a threesome, couldn't we?)



</sarcasm>

[candy331]

37. Uhm, uhm, funny to the bone, "What a tangled web we weave when

we practice to deceive" says my 4 year old grand daughter. uhm, uhm.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha! the Dean scream.

[burythehatchet]

38. Its 3:05 PM EST and the White House is still conspicuously silent on the

rumors that Jeff Gannon has had sex with the president

[Senior citizen]

40. Rumor says the White House is planning to deny that Jeff

Gannon had sex with the President, but that they are sticking to "no comment" as to whether Gannon's escort service supplied the President with male prostitutes in military uniforms.

[ClassWarrior]

42. You know, their silence on this issue DOES speak volumes...

Hmmmmm...

NGU.

[BlueManDude]

47. As Whitewater Inquisitor Sen. Al D'Amato used to say...

"this raises some very troubling questions..."

[deadparrot]

43. Then it would be sweet, sweet revenge.

Unfortunately, it's a pretty lame reason to impeach someone, whether it's Clinton or **. There's so many more evil things that ** has done to hit him with.

Still, revenge is sweet. :)

[leftofthedial]

46. It was reported today that

"Jeff Guckert was having sex with the President"

[bvar22]

54. The White House...

...has been unable to deny the allegations that Gannon has had sex with bush* in the oval Office!!!!!

[leftofthedial]

61. perhaps we're looking for a stained blue jock strap

[Kber]

48. You all are mean, mean, MEAN

keep it up!

[The Zanti Regent]

50. Give those liars a taste of their own medicine.

WE DEMAND THAT CNN INVESTIGATE "MANGATE" NOW!

[Disturbed]

52. K. Rove was one of Jeff Gannon's clients.

Some have said. Isn't this what Fux news does?

[Clark2008]

60. It is a secret pleasure to read all of this, isn't it?

LOL!

[ElectroPrincess]

51. I think Frankin may be ONTO something here ...

Is one of these above - a pic of Jeff Gannon getting * nuggies?

[CreekDog]

53. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I just thought it needed to be said.

[Dinger]

59. bu$h Isn't Cool Enough To Be Gay

[Democrat Dragon]

67. I wonder if *'s fetish is baldness.

[bush_is_wacko]

55. There is evidence it runs in the family so to speak.

Franken may have laughed about it, but I'm sure he realizes it isn't really a joke!

http://www.voxfux.com/features/cia_child_sex.html
http://www.voxfux.com/features/bush_child_sex_coverup/franklin.htm
http://www.voxfux.com/features/cia_child_sex.html

[Edgewater_Joe]

57. But If You Read The Kitty Kelly Book ...

... she alleged that there was a string of male whores going in and out of the White House during Pappy Bush's reign, when both Shrub and Rove were working there ...

... so how far-fetched IS this?

[bdiddy04]

65. funny, but below the belt.

he's stooping to the level of conservatives with this one.

[many a good man]

66. What?! Male prostitutes in the White House?

Again? It must be some kind of dynastic disease...

[Vox_Reason]

68. "Aim high, and let them deny!"

Hee hee hee.....

Remember LBJ saying late in a campaign that he wanted to accuse an early political opponent of having sex with farm animals? His campaign manager replied something like "that's crazy!" and LBJ came back with "I just want to see him have to come out and deny it!" or something like that.

People's imaginations are powerful things... All they need is a nudge in a certain direction. Ask Turd Blossom.

[Lautremont]

69. Perhaps this is time to rename Pickles:

"The Beard"

[all.of.me]

78. then the president could lie about it and ....

be impeached!!! lol